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Date Posted: 10:33:38 09/23/16 Fri
Author: Chase Williams (confused)
Subject: Pretend You Fell for Real Scammer by Advertising with Fake Scammer, info@lawyersofdistinctionz.com
In reply to: Mike Iaccorino 's message, "Learn at Home to Waste Time with Webinars, miaccorino@epsilon.com" on 08:33:00 09/29/15 Tue

Be A Lawyer of Distinction or Distinctionz

pay good money for cheesy plaque and press release

If your business is lousy, you need to take affirmative steps to improve the situation. And what would be more effective than ordering a plaque or even a lucite award explaining that you are a "Lawyer of Distinction" having at least enough distinguishing characteristics to send money for an award?

Awards are great. Especially for people who do not know how much you paid for the honor, they can be impressive. Some of the impressive value wears off once they find out that you paid good money for the award and that the main qualification is that your check clears. The good news is that a lot of people will not look that closely. That is important since the awarding organization's address may turn out to be a UPS store in Fort Lauderdale. Just saying.

You probably need to get started today. These awards will only be availble for 10% of all the lawyers out there, so if the advertising campaign is successful then it is possible that we will have to expand our definition of 10% to accommodate the demand.


attorney advertising experts:
Lawyers of Distinctionz - 2805 E Oakland Park Blvd, PMB 121 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33306

You do know that your sales representatives do not resemble the illustration in any way. And that you should be cautious about operating heavy machinery after consuming alcoholic refreshment where there may not be enough left for your friends. And maybe you want to find out if there is a connection between lawyersofdistinctionz.com and lawyersofdistinction.com before sending money. The choice is yours.



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