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Date Posted: 10:42:18 03/13/00 Mon
Author: swampthing
Author Host/IP: agwf02.aglife.com / 161.159.4.36
Subject: how's this

Thought I'd tell you about my exciting weekend. Let's see if it measures up!

Friday night I drove to Vegas with some guy I picked up on the side of the road. He seemed wholesome enough. We stopped at a 7-11 in Albuquerque around 2 AM Saturday. He walked in empty-handed and walked out with a sack full of money. He must have had a really good friend at the store and the money must have been heavy, he was in a big hurry to get back to the car!

Saturday morning (as we were continuing our trip to Vegas), a police car pulled up behind us with his lights flashing. He keot saying something on his bullhorn ... "WANNA RACE?" I think. We raced him for about 100 miles ... I think he ran out of gas.

When we pulled into Vegas, they must have mistaken us for some VIPs or something ... we got a police escort to the police station. I think they wanted us to participate in a finger-painting class, but all they had was black ink. Yuk ... what a mess ... and all they let us do was roll our fingers on a piece of paper. I rated the class C-minus. I think they liked my traveling buddy a lot more than they liked me ... they took him into a room and everybody wanted to talk to him ... in fact, after a while they took him in to talk to the inmates at the station. They must have hired him on the spot ... I never saw him again.

I spent the night there, too. I must have been pretty important to them ... they put me in a room with padded walls (I think they noticed that I was a klutz and they didn't want me to fall and hurt myself).

For some reason, the next morning they sent me on my way! I had to fly home, they misplaced my car, I think.

The cab driver who took me home from the airport was so sweet ... but I think he wasn't very good at math. The meter said that the trip home cost $15, so I gave him a $20 bill and he didn't give me any change. Guess he'll use the extra $5 for math lessons.

Hope your weekend was as fun as mine.

SWAMPY

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