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Subject: Her Royal Sexiness!


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Coah
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Date Posted: 06/26/06 3:05am
In reply to: Kels 's message, "Re: Coah" on 06/21/06 10:55pm

>A hero is a pretty apt description of you, in the end.
>;)

Ah, sweet talk. Me likey. *g* Tell me more. lol
>
>Wow! It's been forever, hasn't it? It's good you're
>getting to see him! Dropping in on Bri while you're
>there?

Yeah, it's been way too long. I found out something that made me really, really sad, though. HIs mom died. She was in an accident, I guess. He's taken it pretty hard of course. Got into some trouble with Drugs. Poor Kid. I felt horrible. I wasn't there for him, Kels! I must be the hugest asshole in the whole fucking world! How could I not be there for my kid when he needed me?! Kels, you should totally kick my ass to the curb, Woman. I mean, why would you wanna be with such a loser like me? CT's gonna be so disappointed in me. Yeah, and I wanna be a father again? What was I thinking? :/

YUp, went to see that sexy li'l mama while I was there. I took her to dinner and then we went dancing. Stayed out and got stinking drunk. I kept her out until I dunno, probably abou 4 or 5 am. She looked so fucking hot. If she wasn't...well, I woulda...and she could've had me in a NY minute if she wasn't Carrie's & your best friend. lol But, uh, yeah, so anyway. She looked hot, I went back to my place with a woody the size of TX and had to call an old friend to come help me take care of that. lol Shit! So, basically, Bri made it home with her virtue intact--barely. lol Gotta lover her.

but, I accomplished my mission. Pretty sure she collected at least 4/5 phone numbers and I'm positive they'll all be accurate and real numbers. lol I wasn't the only man lusting for her body Saturday night. But, I mean, Damn, you've gone out with her. The girl can definitely dress, if that's what you could call the handkerchief she had on the other night. lol She gave me a toothache.

But, seriously, we had fun. It was almost like old times. The only thing that could've made it better was if you and CT were there too. Well, I guess we would've dragged Wolf along as well, like the old days, but I would've preferred taking all three of you ladies out on my own. I would've looked so good walking into that club surrounded by three women. lol You know me, Kels. That's my element. lol

Can I tell you something, though? I love partying, clubbing and all that. But, sometimes, I like it when you and I go out to dinner and a movie and then we just go back to your place and hang out and jsut kind of enjoy the simpler side of life, you know what I mean? That probly sounds really dumb, huh? but, I dunno. You and I have something special I think, don't you? I mean, we cna just talk and talk. It's really nice. Plus, you crack me up. NOt alot of women can keep me laughing like you do. lol

All of that is meant to be a compliment, so hopefully it's coming out the way I meant it, cuz I'm like pretty thrashed right now. lol

I'm sitting out on the balcony at my penthouse, looking over the city which is still so fucking noisy this time of night. I can't believe it! lol Anyway, I'm smoking a stoie and thinking about you. :)
>
>Be sure to cheer him on so I can laugh at you when you
>complain about how old you feel. ;)

ROTFLMAO! See? There you go, cracking me up, again. lol I think I'm talking him into staying single a while longer. He needs to go to college and get that experince in, ya know? And then there's the fact that he's just too damn young, yet. His mom just died a few months ago so he's still grieving. It's not a good time to get married. I think he's kind of realizing it, so maybe he'll ask his gf to move in with him instead. I'm hoping that I can meet her this week. She sounds like a lovely girl. I'm jsut glad he's found someone who loves hima nd is good to him. All I really care about is that he's happy and he goes to college. If he's doign those two things in life, then I'll be a happy dad.
>>>
>I like a lot of attention! What can I say?

Good. Cuz I like to give you lots of attention. Did you feel like you had enough attention this week? How'd you like those bouquets I sent you? And did you get that cute little teddy? I saw it in this little boutique when I was on my way to meet Dam for coffee the ohter day. So, I told the cabbie to stop and wait for me while I went in and bought it for you. I had to guess your size, but the gal in the store was about your height and weight,maybe a tad heavier, so I just tried to describe your lovely ass and how perfect your tits were to her. Hopefully she guessed your size right from my descriptions. lol IT was pretty funny. She kept giving me these looks. But, she said she'd send it fedex so it'll get to you fast. Did you get it yet? Do you like it? I thought it would look so sexy on you. It has those rhinestone straps on the shoulders that it just looked perfect for you. Well, fi you don't like it or it's not the right size, don't worrya bout it. I went back and bought one in every size, just in case and I'll bring them all when I come see you. Whatever doesnt' fit, we'll jsut donate to the homeless. I'm sure they like to look good too. lmao! Oh, I'm so wierd--especially when I'm getting drunk. lol.
>
>If I didn't know you just wanted in my pants, I'd be
>flattered...wait, I'm flattered anyway! ;) And yes,
>I'd love to get together, but it may have to wait two
>weeks or so.

Whew! You had me worried for aminute there. Of course I want in your pants. I want you in mine, too. lol But you know I like ya lots, too, Love, dont' ya? How could I not? You've got such a great personality. lol

2 fuckign weeks! Why?! What if I can't wait that long? Tell me where you are and I'll come see you next week. lol
>
>I just got a reply from an editor, and I've got an
>amazing job offer!

Really? What's the job?

But, here's the catch: It's in
>northern Pennsylvania.

What?! PA? Why? What's in PA? Besides the people in the funny hats who drive buggies. God, those women... I gotta tell ya, if you start wearing funny hats and funky dresses, I'm going to haul your ass out of that state so fast! *wink*

>>So I have to find a house and
>everything again.

That'll be fun. HOusehunting. Want some help? I could, I dunno, I could help you move or maybe fix it up if you need help with that. OH, you know, I've got this friend who's fantastic when it comes to interior design. That'll be my housewarming gift for you. I'll send her to decorate your living room and kitchen. (She could do your whole house if you like, but I know how you like to do that, too, so jsut tell her which rooms you want done and she'll do it.) I'll have her contact you after you find the house you like.

>>I've been talking to Bria about
>wanting to calm down and put down roots a little. I'm
>so lonely, you know? It's just me here, and I get
>creepy crawleys when I think about...

Awww! Kelso. Gosh, I'm so sorry. You're lonely? Well, you wouldn't be lonely if I hung out with you more often, would you? Are there ghosts in your house now?
>
>Anyway. Moving on! LOL How'd the meeting with your
>son go?

It went really great! I couldn't believe it. He is just the nicest guy. Reminds me so much of his mother. :) He's really strong and he's like me in alot of ways, too. It's so funny. But, yeah, he's really a great guy. I'm really proud of him.

You know what Kels? I can tell you this now. I've been keeping this secret for 21 years, but I told my son the story and god, I can't believe it but he's still my son. I mean, he still loves me and calls me dad, because the truth is that he's not really my biological son. When Emily was kidnapped all those years ago, her kidnapper raped her and she got pregnant. I hated that guy. I still do. I'm glad he's dead. I've never said that about anyone before, but that's how much I hated the asshole. I wanted to rip him apart with my own hands when I found out he hurt Em like that. I just couldn't stand the idea of that guy with his paws all over my beautiful gf. She was so pretty and fragile. I loved her, but... Well, anyway, so when she had Dam, I told her I'd like to put my name on the birth certificate, so no one would have to know what happened to her. I couldn't stand the thought of sims gossiping about her, or looking at her wierd. She didnt' need to be humiliated anymore than she'd alreayd been. Man, even now, all these years later, my heart feels tight and my gut hurts when I think about how he violated her. I hated him. Still do. But, the weird thing is, I'm grateful for him, too. I mean, I wouldn't have this wonderful son if it weren't for that asshole. lol And Dam is a wonderful, wonderful Guy. Em did such a good job raising him, you know?

I think if I had a regret about any of my women friends, I maybe should've married her, you knwo? She really wanted me to ask her, but I jsut can't do it, you know? I would've made her so unhappy, Kels. I can't stay faithful to one woman. I just...I'm so bad at that, you know? And it's not like I want to hurt her on purpose, but I would've anyway. lol Ah, I'm such an ass aren't I? lol

Hey, I had this idea. When you're back from wherever you went in a couple weeks, lets find a fair somehwere and go to it. I'll play all the games and win prizes for you. It'll be fun, dontcha think? lol

Well, guess I better go. This is long enough and I gotta try to write something to Bri before I fall out.

'Night, Gorgeous,

Coah

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