| Subject: ACE IN THE HOLE (or Gnomie Does Zon D...Poorly) |
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Date Posted: 13:00:44 03/04/01 Sun
216.68.39.56 writes:
*BB*Buddy, Dr.Dissey~, FF*Gnomie, KisNTel~Doll, McPop[AF], Rebel~Darlin, V~V Vixen, [BP]Muscles, [_]>Angel, {Odyssey}, and ~MisInnocent gathered for a little perversion in the name of Acro fun tonight. It was an hour long tourney of cumulative scoring. Only the top four advanced. I've competed against ~MisInnocent and [_]>Angel before and, as I suspected, those two advanced. The other two were Dr.Dissey and {Odyssey}. I wound up almost right in the middle of the pack... okay, okay, I was fifth from the bottom out of eleven players LOL!
The one thing that I'm learning about tourney play is that you must fire on all cylinders. Players of that caliber will know your weakness and use it to your disadvantage. Although I think that my skill is adequate, I lack the fire, the passion for adult acro. I don't get off on talking dirty, being rude, lewd, nude, vulgar, etc. That, in and of itself, puts me at a tremendous disadvantage. I like to be creative in the framework of profanity but that doesn't seem to get many votes.
Last time I practiced and shot my whole wad in practice. This time I didn't practice and never quite got a grip on my wad. Next time, who knows! :)
In history class one day, Ms. Jones was teaching her 6th graders about the American Revolution. She mentioned that you could tell quite a lot about a person by that person's last name.
"For instance," she said "Andrew Taylor came from a long line of clothiers while Robert Miller's family made flour from the grain."
"Philip Baker," she continued "was part of a bread and cake making family while Thomas Farmer's family worked the land."
Little Johnny sat in the back of the room taking this all in. Suddenly he raised his hand. The teacher asked Johnny if he had a question. Johnny said that he did.
"If all this is true, Ms. Jones, what exactly did John Hancock do?"
So, I'll sail off into adult acro obscurity once again coming up a day late and a dollar short. Until next time, my fine Fortyssimo friends... be well.
If you'd like me to forward you a copy of the log from the match, please make your requests here and I'll whip one out to you.
forever ~~~~~~~~~~ LOUD AND PROUD ~~~~~~~~~~
FF*Gnomie
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