Author:
Jock McBollocks, Laird of Glenshitterie
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Date Posted: 18:39:11 08/27/04 Fri
In reply to:
TwatteryTrumptrousers-Shaft - Mayor of Spicnigger East
's message, "Re: Pissery dick with fatshit pigwobbler?" on 19:42:37 08/25/04 Wed
>>>>Shittering, penis, fartbelch; The cock shite
>>>>niggerpoop is often shatfondled and compared to
>>>>cockering pisswig fuckerturd pisshouse. What if
>>>>niggerknackers was pisswanked into the cunt, what
>>>then?
>>>
>>>I would imagine it would pissforth into complete
>>>arsefiddling! by fuckery, it would probably be
>>>shittery and crotchwanking to boot! HO HO!
>>>
>>>But in all pisspumpery, the niggercrack and
>crotchfart
>>>are mere shitfingers on the good old
>>>wanktwat-cuntdribbler, which in my opinion is the
>>>dickhouse of all shagwankers!
>>
>>
>>I'm very much afraid that I have to disagree with you
>>there. The dickhouse of all shagwankers is, without
>>doubt, the cuntsheep penisflop, which is superior in
>>all ways. This has been agreed on by the top
>>cuntwoggers in the country, as well as prominent
>>pisscraps such as Dr. David Dicklicker-Monkshaft, of
>>Cockchurch University.
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>
>In all fairness, the fuckery pigdick that is the the
>penisflop is only a rekindled fuckwankery of the
>latter-day shitshaftery-cuntsmidgener, which was
>reknowned for its cast-pubic fuckbuggery, which for
>its arsehole was a fucktastic wankgroin in the
>testicular sense of the shagwankle.
>
>Both fuckpenises are undoubtedly sweatycuntery, and
>are a godsend to the rim-gibbering fuckpockery of this
>day and arse.
Och aye the noo, well ah fuckpiss ma bitchcunt, because ah cannae agree wi shagfart arseknockery, the noo. Ah think ye are cockering the cunt, Jimmae, for ah cannae see wit is so nobjockery aboot the coonwank dickwobbler. The noo, the noo.
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