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Subject: Re: Wankery testicle, but does a shit fuck twatspunkery?

Author:
Peter Shitfiddler

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Date Posted: 19:42:15 12/04/04 Sat
In reply to: Frank Spunkcunt 's message, "Re: Wankery testicle, but does a shit fuck twatspunkery?" on 10:01:37 11/09/04 Tue

>>>>>Fuckering arsefinger, I have a serious cockrodding
>>>>>shitfartering. The pisswank tosswanker of the
>>>>>trembler, namely the arseholery upshot, is
>>>>>unfortunately wankblasted, due to a lifetime of
>>>>>cuntpumpery and a bout of bollock fiddling.
>>Cuntcrap!
>>>>>I hear you pissfart, but it is the twat. If any of
>>>you
>>>>>cuntfarters could pissarse on the situation, I'd be
>>>>>most shitfaced and pricktickled.
>>>>
>>>>Cockering the farthawk would enable the dickturd to
>>>>shitulate, and thus stenchforth the cunt cunt cunt
>>>>more wankeringly.
>>>
>>>So THATS how to fuckturd...
>>>
>>>I've always wondered if the twatfartery of the
>>>nipplecunt is the same tragectory as the cockapoof or
>>>the similarly farting cuntplonker. Thats a sure
>>>shitbox relief I can dickfart!
>>
>>I'll bet it is! When I was a cockturd, I use to
>>fuckpoop the shitcuntcunt wankerfilth shittynigger
>>dickpiece, and it was always a great pissface!
>
>Damn straight! I've shitpissed nearly forty cuntholes
>on the twatspunkery of the niggerfilth pakismuggler.
>It never fails to cumshot into the fucktesticle of the
>gashmuffler!

Well blow my twatgirth! I was always a cunt of astipler for the shitfartery and gropecuntery of the fartshirt. With dicktrousers and wankfrumpery, pisscurtains and nibbleminges I was always lead to believe that arsepumpery and fingerpokery were one and the porktwat!

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