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Miss brunette coleman
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Date Posted: 00:14:02 05/02/05 Mon
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miss brunette coleman
's message, "oh this place is deserted, needs a bit of the 'brunette' magic" on 00:09:54 03/21/05 Mon
My dear Whisky Den,
Quite frankly my magic is not working, it must be because I am at sea. The Captain thought it best we set sail for a while, he is acting very out of sorts, something is amiss I fear the worst. There is a problem with the engine. I believe it to be the deck hands and their damn tomfoolery, they are so sly the little foxes. I haven't seen one pirate yet I am deeply dissapointed. Have befriended a lobster called Bertie he was to be lunch on Tuesday but I just couldn't bring myself to...the chef was indeed rattled by this arrangement but the thought of him bubbling away, poor fello so I saved him. I think I may be losing my marbles. If I get stranded on a small desert island, will you come and resu me. Is that a shark? I must dash, darn those pesky midgets,
Yours Sin-cerely
Brunette
There is nothing to do on this damn ship and Im tired of doing it, Ive read all the interesting books i bought.If a see another prawn cocktail I will jump over board. I feel generally shat upon I am beginning to loath sea life. Well this will never do, I promise to be generally more up beat next time and hopefully on dry land, my guess in the garden sunhat, lounger, martini safely at hand and a good novel in the other, stilettos firming on the ground not a drop of water in sight, I feel my mood lifting already. chin chin.
All yours, Bx
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