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Date Posted: 11:16:37 02/27/02 Wed
Author: CrazyKanuck
Subject: The Bobbit Hillbillies (bet you'll be singing along heheh)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John.
A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone-
It seems one night after getting with the wife
She Lopped off his Dong with the swipe of a knife.

PENIS, That Is.
Clean Cut.
Missed His Nuts.

Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side,
And Lorena's in the car taking Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend
And tossed him out the window as she came around a bend.

CURVE, That is
Tossed the Nub.
In the Shrub.

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack
And they called out the hounds just to get his Weenie back.
They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there!"
To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.

FOUND, That Is
By a Fence.
Evidence.

Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long
So a Dick Doc said, "Hey! I can fix that dong!"
A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need
And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed

WHIZZED, That Is
Even Seam,
Straight Stream

Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court
With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape

VIDEO, That Is
Unexposed.
Case Closed.

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[> Re: The Bobbit Hillbillies (bet you'll be singing along heheh) -- dwc, 11:49:08 02/27/02 Wed

hehehe... that was hilarious! ((((((((jizzy))))))))

*smoochies*

oh, and hugs and all that other stuff you do. ;-)

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[> [> (((((((((Dizzy)))))))))))))))) -- CrazyKanuck, 15:55:59 02/27/02 Wed

It's hugggggggggs 'n smooooochies 'n stuff :)

and glad ya liked it :)

huggggggggggggs 'n smooochies 'n stuff (again heheh)

Jo

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[> [> [> (((((((((((((((Jizzy)))))))))))))))) -- Dizzy, 18:21:17 02/28/02 Thu

Ok, lemme see if I've got this.

Hugs and stuff and smoochies ;-)

Right????

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[> [> [> [> Re: (((((((((((((((Dizzy)))))))))))))))) -- CrazyKanuck, 21:51:26 02/28/02 Thu

well it's actually

huggggggs 'n smoochies 'n stuff

:)

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: (((((((((((((((Dizzy)))))))))))))))) -- Dizzy, 22:33:33 02/28/02 Thu

Ok... I got it now.

Stuff 'n hugs 'n smoochies!

I'm soooooooooo smart! ;-)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> *THWAP* :) -- Jo, 22:54:48 03/02/02 Sat

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Owie! (she said, the next day...) :P -- Dizzy, 16:44:26 03/03/02 Sun

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: (((((((((((((((Dizzy)))))))))))))))) -- Lazarus3rd, 21:12:27 07/16/02 Tue

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: (((((((((((((((Dizzy)))))))))))))))) -- BrokenLevee, 21:18:56 07/16/02 Tue

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