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Date Posted: 08:14:55 11/10/02 Sun
Author: Feral
Subject: While you were bloody well out... a design show for the men

It was 8 a.m. on a Sunday when the neighbors woke to Bull's cry of "'M'on back mate". Feral revved the engine and started to back the truck into the empty driveway.

Then the pair, definitely not as cute and perky as Paige Davis and Vern from Trading Places, dropped the tailgate and unrolled the banner that read "While You Were Bloody Well Out".

Dressed like the Furniture Guys but trying to appear more manly, they popped a pair of Newcastle Brown ales and set up the saw horses. For the next few days there was hammering and bashing and sawing and swearing; drilling and pressing and swearing that there would be no girly sewing.

And when they were done, the place was reborn. It was furnished with a pool table and dart board, big screen high definition TV that showed nothing but golf, a smoking lounge and a brass pole for the dancers.

Because while you were out we moved in and declared this a cool place to play.

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[> Re: While you were bloody well out re-stocking the beer -- Perrier drinker, 16:24:07 11/10/02 Sun

A bunch of women moved in and turned this place into a spa.
Get undressed and pass the mud mask please.

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