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Date Posted: 09:02:06 10/05/04 Tue
Author: ts
Subject: Re: Good agnostic joke
In reply to: Tom Fosler 's message, "Good atheist joke" on 08:23:06 10/05/04 Tue

LMAO. Good one Tom.
Here is how an agnostic( like Bertrand Russell) would pray when faced with almost sure death( like being kidnapped by Throat cutting terrorists)
Oh God( if there is a God)!
Save my soul( If I have a soul)!
cheers!
>An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
>
>What majestic trees!
>
>What powerful rivers!
>
>What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
>
>As he was walking alongside the river he heard a
>rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look
>He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.
>
>He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over
>his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on
>him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear
>was even closer.
>
>He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to
>pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him,
>reaching for him with his left paw and raising his
>right paw to strike him.
>
>At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."
>
>Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.
>
>As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out
>of the sky:
>
>"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach
>others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a
>cosmic accident.
>
>Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
>
>Am I to count you as a believer?"
>
>The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would
>be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me
>as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the
>BEAR a Christian?"
>
>"Very well," said the voice.
>
>The light went out.
>
>The sounds of the forest resumed.
>
>And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both
>paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
>
>"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive
>from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen"

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