Date Posted:07:41:16 11/12/04 Fri Author: Tony Lang Subject: Re: Cars r Us, add yours In reply to:
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's message, "Cars r Us, add yours" on 04:58:42 11/12/04 Fri
>AUDI
>Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
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As regards Fiat. I am sorry to say that Tony cannot fix it again as he has not owned a car since 1982, so over the course of time infortunatly he has forgotten how.>>
>Fix It Again Tony
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>FORD
>Fast Only Rolling Downhill
>Fix Or Repair Daily
>Foundation Of Retarded Designers
>Found On Road Dead
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>GM
>General Maintenance
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>GMC
>Gotta Mechanic Coming?
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>HONDA
>Had One Never Did Again
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>HYUNDAI
>Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And
>Inexpensive...
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>LOTUS
>Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.
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>MAZDA
>Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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>OLDSMOBILE
>Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's
>Irregular Leftover Equipment
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>PONTIAC
>Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac
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>SAAB
>Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
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>SATURN = Shitty Automobile That Usually Runs Noisily
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>TOYOTA
>Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
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>VOLVO
>Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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>VW
>Virtually Worthless
