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Date Posted: Mon, Jan 03 2005, 15:22:40
Author: lippy
Subject: Re: You da mannn!
In reply to: Keenfish 's message, "Re: You da mannn!" on Sun, Jan 02 2005, 20:45:10

ohhh ya...and now for your fishing pleasure,
here are some fish jokes for 2005---guess more
than 1/2 right and I'lle buy ya a fruity cocktail!!

GOOD LUCK THERE SKIPPER!

1Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

2Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?


3Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?


4Q: Which fish can perform operations?


5Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?


6Q: Where do fish wash?


7Q: Why did the whale cross the road?


8Q: Where do little fishes go every morning?


9Q: What fish goes up the river at 100mph?


10Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?


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answers below
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1A: To the prawn broker! 2A: The Codfather! 3A: He prawned everything! 4A: A Sturgeon! 5A: He got lockjaw!
6A: A Sturgeon! 7A: To get to the other tide! 8A: To play school! 9A: A motor pike! 10A: As far away as possible!

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