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Date Posted: 20:47:33 10/25/04 Mon
Author: The Anti-Rock
Subject: Introduction

Try this test. Get 100 points and you're in the forum.

(1) Where you born between 1 January 1944, and 1 January 1974?

If so, give yourself 15 points.

(2) Could you, right now, without any help, describe anti-matter?

If so, give yourself 15 points.

(3) Are you decently hip to alternative music?

If so, give yourself 15 points.

(4) Have you read at least 100 hours of comic books or issues of Heavy Metal, between 1960 and 1990, in the past 25 years?

If so, give yourself 15 points.

(5) Have you ever pleasured yourself to comic books or issues of Heavy Metal, of those years, in the past 20 years.

If so, give yourself 10 points

(6) If you are a female, have you enjoyed 3 petting sessions with another woman?

If so, give yourself 10 points.

(7) Could you give a Buddhist defense for the Taliban blowing up the Two Buddhas?

If so, give yourself 10 points.

(8) Do you know more about the Church of Satan than 95% of all Americans?

If so, give yourself 10 points.

(9) Do you think this is funny: http://www.jough.com/dada/repdada.shtml

If so, give yourself 15 points.

(10) Have you seen Lenny Kravitz�s video, �Rock and Roll is Dead?at least 5 times?

If so give yourself 10 points.

(11) Is it (a) your favorite Lenny Kravitz video; and/or (b) you could hear it back-to-back three times and still grove to it a 4th time, or have already done such in the past 3 years?

If so for either, give your self 20 points; 30 points for both.

(12) In the past 10 years, give yourself 10 points if you heard 100 hours of the following. Make it 20 points for 350 hours, and 40 points for 1 000 hours.

Dio Sabbath
Flying Lizards (save for "Money" as good as that song is)
Heads in the Sky
Killing Joke
Landscape
Love and Rockets/Tones on Tails/Daniel Ash
Magazine
Mi-Sex
Nash the Slash
999
1000 Homo DJ's
Pare Ubu
The Residents
Rush's "Cygnus X-1" or "Hemispheres"
Severed Heads
Skinny Puppy
Sonic Youth (except for "Cool Thing")
Surrender Dorothy
Swans
Test Department
The White Album

The following count for half

Anvil
Bad Brains
Big Stick
Big Sugar
Black Flag/Henry Rollins
Body Count
Cocktow Twins
Dead Kennedys
Judas Priest
Herbie Hancock
Lamb
Living Color
LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out"
Marilyn Manson
Ministry
Motorhead
My Bloody Valentine
Niagara
NIN
Pixies
Portishead
Scary Monsters (the album)
70's Stevie Wonder
Shriek back
Soundgarden
Stiff Little Fingers
Tool/Perfect Circle
Vicious Pink

U2's non-syrupy songs and Cyprus Hill counts for 1/4th

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