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Date Posted: Thu, Nov 22 2001, 10:47:11
Author: Donny
Subject: Technical Zen

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless others exist.

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask for too much.

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao - until
You bring fresh toner.

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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
The page is not here.

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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky.
But we never will.

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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.


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