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Date Posted: Sun, Dec 23 2001, 17:06:42
Author: cdZ
Subject: 7 Basic Holiday questions

#7) Egg nog... the poultry industries way to horn in on a holiday other than Easter?

#6) Name tags on gifts, I have always wanted to leave them off and let everyone get what they get have you ever tried it?

#5) Christmas candy, similar question as #7 only insert dentistry for poultry.

#4) Why do people who dont give a damn about you all year want to sing on your doorstep?

#3) Why does Santa need snow ( or more appropriately why do people think Santa needs snow) his Sleigh flies.... ground conditions will not affect the performance of his reindeer, right?

#2) The company Christmas party, why is it that you never intend to get drunk, but somehow, accidently you do?

#1) How does one put Christ back in Christmas? I think one could do it by altering some of the standard Christmas songs lyrics such as ...(Sing to Rudolph the red nosed reindeer) Jesus the long haired saviour had a very shiny glow, and if you ever saw it, you would call it a halo... all of the other ...etc etc etc.

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