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Date Posted: Monday, January 30, 11:27:38am
Author: Vax
Subject: DUDS NEED NOT APPLY - Critics are Gods
In reply to: Michael 's message, "Re: THE AIRPLANE SPIN REVIEW 1/28/06" on Monday, January 30, 09:10:39am

Nice reviews there fella's - I like the ratio too - Crowd loves it , you don't , it's a DUD . I'll try harder to put on a good show just for you 3 - now before I get too deep into this , How many of you are wrestlers ? Yes , that's a real question.

Now onto a few things -

1: Brawling outside the ring included a TV barely missing me - think that should have been put in there - if you missed it , then how Observant are you ?

2: the Low blow - it's called a Vaxination , at least get the name out if your gonna slam one of my matchs - Hamstring-hamstring-kick em in the gut - and don't forget the head but to the what ? See , 4 moves in one - list'em , the crowd knows em , I called it out step by step , you weren't taking notes ?-

3 Vinnie put Whisper in a Clover leaf , not a sharpshooter , learn the diffrence , set up is close yet Sharp shooter involves stepping in with a leg . Clover leaf is just placed in by the arms locking in the move and flipping the opponent over , hell why am I telling you , you know it all , your knowledge is truley supierior.

4. The AHL aka , the Brotheres Grim have not split - we wrestle in Elizabeth City to defend the titles - How is there a split when the titles are still in hand. If you did your homework , you'd know that Vinnie and I are half brothers , and regaurdless of the dispute we have , we'd be more then happy to show our "Non contacting , no selling moves to you " - You got your nose to far up Vinny Macks ass.

5. Overall I hope you paid for your tickets , The only match I could agree with you on was the hanging - thank you so much for promoting your site on this one. Now I know not to listen to the crowd - I'll just listen the the Smarks , you are truely my hero's ....... everything was dead on. By the way , I give a big boot it dosen't take much to make contact with , you see the size of that boot I wear , why you think the ladies like me ? - I don't kick people in the face , I aim more for the collar bone ,I should have puilled a hogan and left it hanging in the air for a guy to run into , your the experts , you tell me.

How can I make myself better for you , the critics , oh wait , I got my reward the other night , When the crowd excepted me with open arms after all these years of boo's .

Remember , Back to the Future was a flop according to the "Critics" ,did pretty well though , Star Wars was pure nonscense according to the critics - Eqillibrium was one of the most inovative movies of it's time , low budget and all still better then the matrix , but not to the critics -
Critics are just that ,they put themselves above what their watching and look down on it - well I can give you something to critic , let me know how you like it , cause it truely matters to me -

"Salted or honey roasted , take your pick -
You don't like eigther one then you can suck my [_insert foul word here unless your name is Richard_]"

To my newly found fans , I don't want to leave the wrong impression , but it's like this , half the Smarks have only stepped into a ring to have their picture taken with a wrestler - they've never felt gravity work in a wrestling ring. Never been chopped infront of a crowd of people , never been kicked in the sack or punched in the eye in the ring -

In closing , my match was a DUD - so , I'd like to get the reviewers in the ring to show me what a **** [4 star] match looks like - you know , so me and all the "red neck fans " and all the DUD match wrestlers will know what to look for from now on .

Fans , I'm sorry I let you down . The critics were just too disapointed in everyone , I see a patern , but I won't take it any further then that.

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