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Date Posted: Monday, January 30, 07:13:06pm
Author: Vax
Subject: Re: THE AIRPLANE SPIN REVIEW 1/28/06
In reply to: Bud Lane 's message, "Re: THE AIRPLANE SPIN REVIEW 1/28/06" on Monday, January 30, 06:19:39pm

"I can't think of any wrestlers in any of the indies I've seen this year where someone wrestled in jeans and a t-shirt."

Imagine not , being we were only 28 days into the year , but hey who's counting , and it seems that after a mere 28 days you Did in fact see wrestlers wearing Jeans and T-shirts - that's just my observation.

First , my pants were black - not blue , yes made of a "Jean" material but also hard to find - been wearing them for about 4 years now - pleather breaks me out and I only wear spandex for my old lady when we play "Batman and Batgirl do the dirty deed in the Bat Cave " - which of course is again , non of your business , God I put it all out there for the world to see.

Second , The red shirt is hardly a T-shirt - too many buttons - the second shirt was standard issue AHL - you may remember the NWO from a few years ago , I think , some of those guys used to wrestle , then there was the final shirt , made of a rubber like material , ribbed , and far from T - it promotes moisture as opposed to absorbing it - perhaps it would qualify as Half a Tard , and what Leo has to do with it beats me.

Now , on a personal note , I didn't get into this business to lather up in baby oil and linament and put on tights that haven't been washed in weeks , I've been on plenty of cards and you know , they never stopped me about a dress code. I also didn't get into this business to "look" like other wrestlers - and I assure you , I bought nothing from Wal-Mart - most attire came from Gadzooks in G-vegas who unfortunietly has switched to ladies cloths , I'm not ready to "Perry Saturn" and wear a dress , oh , you'd like that wouldn't ya .

So Basicly ,what you guys want , [or some of you it appears ] is like the wrestling leagues version of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" , is that why attire is so important ? I'm not selling what I'm wearing [Plug - VAX shirts will be in soon ] - I'm selling me , and they are buying , you gonna up my stock by having a leotard shoved up the crack of my ass ? I don't think so .

I saw Phil Brown on t.v. - did the same thing he did in ICW down in Willmington for Marc ash , no wait - he won at Ash's show . I'm not out there to Get Vinny Mac on the phone , I'm out there for Fans , not T.V. Camera's and angles - maybe the show would have been better if the 10 Camera's were in place to show only what a guy in a truck in back wanted you to see.

Back to the "Jean" thing for a quick second - I believe the material is called Denium [ not here to win a spelling bee so if it's wrong , get over it I'm to lazy to be lazy enough to use spell check ] and if you've looked around , it can cost a hell of alot more then a set of custom tights with print work all over them - think designer jeans.

Onto Bobby Austin ,Indies wrestler just like the rest of us , CREW's roster is made up of multiple talents - but ultimately CREW's roster is made up of Indies wrestlers , remember Indies , "Independent" , that means we don't have to kiss anyones ass - and we can show ours if we want too IE - the old AHL "were the champs your not - so you can kiss our ass's" pics - also used to Honor Stro in a birthday card , which he didn't seem to appreciate the true Art and Irony of it - two ass's showing their ass's .

Now onto Mr. Lanes Comments -

Yeah , you've seen Vinnie and I wrestle against each other and I got the task done , the proof that Vinnie can't win a match without cheating . You may have also have noticed that for the first time in years I didn't stoop to his level - no back rakes - no thumbs to the eye , and on a side note - my taint still hurts from balancing on the tensioner before Vinnie got off his Humpinstiener - did you want a more scripted look ?

Sorry , the days of Medussa and Malenko are over with - Instead of throwing in 10 signiture moves , I got it done- not the win or the pin but the mission -

You might have also noticed that we were the first match that a time was called over the PA - how much can you do when you have a minute left ? Time seemed to fly by . Sure , I would have loved to choke Vinnie out and have him pee his pants , but they had an intermission to get to - other people had to pee , and that would have not been cool for those with weak bladders.

The whole nutshell as it were - Someone came on my beach , and their fanning out their towel , and Sand is getting in my sandwich , and though they both have sand in them , the sandwich is now inedible. DW can eat the sandwich if he wants , but I'm chunkin it in the ocean and going after the towel flapper.

Now ,let's get off the whole trunks and jeans debate - you learn to Bait from a Master Baiter - were not learning anything here.

So , in closing for now , don't do drugs and fella's , make sure the girl is always older then you are .

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