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Date Posted: Friday, April 07, 10:05:15am
Author: The Stud
Subject: Re: Ladies in CREW/ CEO
In reply to: Shadow 's message, "Re: Ladies in CREW/ CEO" on Thursday, April 06, 08:52:36pm

yeah son, they might have me on a leash.... but i'm walking your mom on one..... well, it's actually a chain... so i can hook it to her belly button ring and hitch her up to the buffet.

it's all good that she's got more chin's than china town, and it's all good because we went out to texas and she won me alot of money..... she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.

i guess the only downside is that she has to wear two watches because she's so big that she is in two different time zones, but she can dance... the only thing was that while we were dancing one night, the band started skipping. but that's enough about that sweet woman, cause after all, she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.

oh wait, i forgot what this original post was supposed to be all about.... damn.



>Hmmm...The Stud eating dog food. Sounds about right.
>He is just a lil bia-bia mutt anyways, and
>eva...well...she just looks like one. I'll bring the
>dog food and the leash....oh wait.....eva & key
>already have him on one.

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