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Date Posted: Wednesday, September 27, 11:09:29am
Author: Gluteus Maximus
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Behold the Power of the Holy Roman Empire!

Saturday, Sept. 30th, I, Gluteus Maximus colide with The Trailer park peckerwood, known as Viper.

My Crew Heavyweight title on the line, and once again The Holy Roman Empire will be in full force to repell the likes of all the redheaded step children, each and and every baby ugly, and every one of the Redneck Peckerwood peasants of Williamston.

Behold the awesome power that is the Holy Roman Empire, again Viper will lay in waste at my feet, a beaten and bruised little man, with what future in store? When will you ever learn Viper, you will never get this Heavyweight title back...ITS MINE! For all the Crew horses and all of Crews men, Viper will never be seen or heard of again! I will personally see to it that Viper will become an example for those who cross my path, and perhaps you just haven't gotten it through your thick skull. Weather I strike you in the head again with an object or you take the long suicide dive from Mt. Olympus you will feel my power.

Have no fear my faithfull followers, I, Gluteus Maximus will guide you to the dark side, follow me into a new era of power, and let their be no mistake about it, for being your Caesar is all that there is for you to know and I am your salvation to a better life, a life in the Holy Roman Empire.

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Re: Behold the Power of the Holy Roman Empire! -- Billy the Hon, Thursday, September 28, 10:29:00pm