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Subject: Welcome! Author: Webmistress [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 06:19 PST 01/26/05 Wed Hello and welcome to the newest edition of our site: The Polkarioty Rap Sheet. Here you can post questions, general polka related concerns or ideas or... well,,, just about anything you can think of! All we ask is that you follow the simple rules of content and enjoy. We will permit posting the sale of certain musical items as long as it's not abused. If you have any questions or comments directly relating to the use or creation of this forum, please reply to this posting, otherwise, feel free to begin anew! Polkatively, Webmistress Richie Yurkovich & Polkarioty [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Humble Servant promoted??? Author: buddy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 18:27 PDT 04/05/05 Tue Dear Humble Servant It seems that the CEO's of the Polkarioty Band have made you their advertising and public relations guru. You have done a great job informing me of the next Polkarioty cd soon to be available. Smart CEO's do this sort of thing to reduce their workload. But certainly the King does not require any more practice time and the Princess any more time to make herself more beautiful. That would be redundant. But I now await your sneak preview newsflash as to when I can view the beautiful Princess's face and bosom on a beer bottle? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: Humble Servant promoted??? Author: Humble, Himself [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 03:09 PDT 04/07/05 Thu Buddy....SSSSHHHHHH!!!!!! I was not "elected" PR-Guru. I simply wanted to "secretly" give you some "special-favor, priviledged, inside-info" on the new CD-status. Actually, I feel the need to keep in your good favor...I have a sneaking suspicion your fridge has a couple of Spaten's or Spaten Optimator's in it with my name on them. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Humble Servant promoted??? Author: buddy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 19:58 PDT 04/09/05 Sat Yipes!!! For a second there it looked like you were using a "vulgar" word. But not to worry, I have a whole case of that stuff with your name on it. But now I am starting to worry - should I have a quarter barrel for you? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Humble Servant promoted??? Author: Humble One [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 03:00 PDT 04/10/05 Sun Vulgar???,...ME???? Naw, Buddy,...I don't want to appear "selfish." The case will do. (HA) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Humble Servant promoted??? Author: buddy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 18:00 PDT 04/11/05 Mon To give you something of a royal stature, I hereby dub thee the title of "Official Bartender and Waiter". A white towel for your forearm is forthcoming. When you guys "crash" at my place you must take the King and Princess' drink order, hor'sdeourves order, and whatever else they need. You must wait on these Royal figures hand, mouth, and foot. I would like to have Mr. Ass Assist you but I fear an inventory shortage in the Whiskey Dept. Also, you will be the Pizza Vice President. I will remain the Purchasing Agent. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Humble Servant promoted??? BUSTED Author: Princess [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 15:22 PDT 04/12/05 Tue You guys are sooooooooooooooo busted!!!!!! p.s. I may be swayed by a bottle of my favorite sailor on the ship... you know - the "Captain" himself!! :) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Humble Servant promoted??? BUSTED Author: buddy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 17:23 PDT 04/12/05 Tue Humble Servant, Bartender, and Waiter Please inform the lovely Princess that I have procured the Captain from the Carribbean just for her. It's in this Rap Sheet maze somewhere. Also. you are also a singing waiter, too. When the band plays Harbour Lights, change the words from "you were on the ship and I was on the shore" to "you were on the ship and I passed out on the floor". Hopefully you won't get bum "rapped" for that. If you do, I will send the Captain back to the Carribbean - bag and baggage and bottle. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]