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Date Posted: 00:41:42 04/21/05 Thu
Author: daniel utoraptor
Subject: quite a good joke

it's the last day of school and all the children are bringing pressents in for there teacher!

the first little girl the daughter of the sweet shop owner gives the teacher her pressent!

"i know what it is" "it's candy"

"yeey" said the girl

the secondond little girl gave the teacher her present. she was the daughter of the florest

"i know what it is" said the teacher "it's candy!"

"yey" said the little girl

then the third child gave the teacher her pressent. as she tuched it she noticed that the package was leaking. she took a drop and then said

"i know what it is! it's gin"

"no"said the girl

"whisky?" enquired the teacher

"no"

"what is it?"

"it's a puppy"

well i found it funny anyway!

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