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Author: Harold Avant |
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Date Posted: 05:35:04 03/11/06 Sat I know this has been around but I love it! I had the pleasure of meeting Justin Wilson about 10 years ago, an honor only surpassed by the Mardi Gras photos. Thank you and God Bless All of You, and come home soon! MY Cajun Exit ‘Strategery’: Dateline: Iraq and Afghanistan Department of Defense Briefing: The United States Marine Corps has announced a new operation beginning 15 March 06 at 2300 hours in the countries of Iraq and Afghanistan, it will be known as “Operation Gumbo”. For this assignment they have activated an elite unit of the 2,5 or 10th Marine Expeditionary Unit. This “WEAPONS” (Will Eat Anything Placed On Newspaper Sections) platoon, trained in the swamps southwest of Thibodeaux, Louisiana, will be that Special Ops Unit. These motivated, highly trained, ruthless, and determined fighters are to be airlifted into the heart of Islamafascist territory and given only three instructions. 1. The Season on Islamafascists closed last week 2. The limit is 50 3. They taste like chicken The CIA has agreed to assist in “Operation Gumbo” by having operatives pose as Game Wardens. In the past, this tactic has improved the stealth and effectiveness of the ‘WEAPONS’ platoon by a factor of ten. The Pentagon estimates every Islamafascist within a 1,000 mile radius will be harvested within two weeks and the ‘WEAPONS’ platoon returned to Thibodeaux just in time for the closing of shrimp, crab, crawfish, and alligator season. In a related announcement, anyone wishing to donate twice barrel carabines, aromatic shootsguns, Dixie Beer, or used deep freezers to the ‘WEAPONS’ platoon’s families back in Louisiana. Please Call Boudreaux at (504) 555-12ga. W. H. Avant The Sober Viking of L.A. (Lower Alabama) Louisiana Native [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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| Re: Thank You from an ol' coonass | Lainey | 06:56:30 03/11/06 Sat |