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Date Posted: 16:41:38 03/09/01 Fri
Modern Words For Women To Live By:
By Bunny Perez
If you don't like something, don't eat it, wear it, do it or date it.
A stalker is not a good person to date or to have for a friend..
If you have to really work hard at the relationship to keep it alive, let it die. You are not life-support system for any dying relationship.
Only wear make-up when you want to, if you want to at all.
Only wear clothes when you want to, if you want to at all.
Be kind to your body. Only put in it what you'd put on it...and vise-versa.
Sex is for enjoyment, therapy, fun and satisfaction....
it is not a popularity contest.
Never, ever read romance novels....they are written about men who do not exist, and women who should not exist.
In raising children teach them to respect you or they will grow to hate you.
In having pets, have as many as you like and can afford to care for.
Never date a person that doesn't like pets or kids.
Never, EVER date a person that does not like to give oral sex.
If you don't like the back-door approach, let it be known up front.
Never let your children call you by your first name..they are not your equals, they are your students.
If a man will lie to you once, he WILL do it again...and again...and again ad finitum.
If a friend will lie to you once, they WILL do it again, and again, and again until you smother them in their sleep.
If you own something that sheds, shave it...unless it's on your own body, then it's at your own discression.
Never bake a cake for a get-together at the last minute or it will undoubtedly flop...make it the day before.
Never tell a secret on a friend...remember, they usually have at least two on you.
If your husband snores in his sleep...sitting on his face usually makes it stop.
A washing machine that is slightly off-balance is not a bad thing.
A spouse that is slightly off-balance may be a bad thing.
If your dog will bite you, he will bite anyone...get rid of him.
If your cat will bite you, just smack him...all cats do that.
If your kid bites you, bite him back.
Never be shy about trying new things...especially when it concerns sex.....and food...or sex & food.
Bras are for other people....not you.
Ugly panites = comfy.....pretty panties become ugly after they are ripped off you by someone else.
It's YOUR hair...not his...wear it the way you want to...He does!
Except in the case of surgery or severe illness, never "buy" your hair or your boobs...grow them yourself.
First thing that pops into people's minds when they see sabre-like false fingernails:
"how do they wipe their ass with those things?"
Dress for yourself, not for anyone else.
If your mate continually tries to change you or give you "constructive" criticism, maybe you should change..mates.
Like yourself...a lot....it's your opinion of yourself that matters the most.
Wine is good with cheese...not with relationships.
Cheese is always good...with everything.
Buns :)
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