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Subject: Another Week...

Author:
BunFoo

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Date Posted: 16:57:50 04/04/01 Wed

Well friends and foes, another week has gone by and BOY was it an educational one. I have learned a few new valuable things this week:

1. Never pick up a partially empty Coke/Pepsi/rootbeer bottle in my house and drink out of it (my husband dips Copenhagen...you figure it out).

2. T-shirts and panties that are put on backwards feel no different than when they are put on right...unless they are someone elses.

3. Mice will eat bandaids.

4. Cats are crotch-sniffers too (they're just more subtle about it).

5. Remove the foil wrapper before you nuke your Fun Size Philladelphia Cheese Cake Bar.

6. Philladelphia Cheese Cake Bars can create Northern Lights when nuked in the microwave in their foil wrapper.

7. "The Works" household spray cleaner will remove rust stains...and lung tissue.

8. Dogs love elevator music. Especially with a nice cup of hot tea and some chocolate chip cookies while their owner has her back turned.

9. The "fl.oz" on product labels stands for "fluid ounces"...not "Florida ounces" (don't ask).

10. Moths love white zinfandel...ALOT....never drink it outdoors...in the dark.

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Subject	Author	Date
Bun ....	Sugar	07:05:00 04/05/01 Thu
Sudsy .... -- Sugar, 07:14:00 04/05/01 Thu Sugah!... -- BunFoo, 13:31:48 04/10/01 Tue