| Subject: I Will Beat Kronic and Powerhouse [Part 2] |
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Date Posted: 22:30:27 03/10/01 Sat
"Once in a blue moon a light shines on a dog's ass. That dog has his day comming up very soon, and it will be one hell of a day. This dog is Snake Eyes. A man who is finally going to get his chance at the one and only XWN Insane Title, Chronic. He hoped it would be Skittle, but he will settle for Chronic. He holds the key to Snake Eye's destiny, and Snake Eyes will not pass up the oppourtunity to vide for the strap. Things can get hot and heavy in a situation like this, but he will be ready for the task at hand, and take out Chronic. This is the goal that Snake Eyes has been looking for, and this match will go down the way that he plans it. No slacking this next week, because the event is 3 days away, and Snake Eyes will be ready for this tough contest. Hopefully, he will not blow his chance at the glorious GST, but anything is possible, and with all odds against him, Snake Eyes will be up for the big upset and basically winning the lottery with his chances against Chronic. But hey, anything is possible!"
The setting is clear, as we focus in on a street in a Atlanta neighborhood. We notice Snake Eyes walking down the block, checking out the people, looking for a place to get some food. He left his car at his house and decided to go back to his olden days of living. He strolls down with his white K-Swiss shoes on. One has a scuffed top with the other partially untied. He has the shoes mostly covered with a pair of baggy Johnny Blaze jeans. Over the body is a white Tommy Hillfigure hooded sweatshirt. Finishing off the outfit with his usual platinmum braclet and rollie, he has on a blue fitted L.A. Dodgers hat, backwards as always. He cracks his knuckles and puts his hands into his pockets as he turns the corner. He sights a group of people standing on the corner. Mostly look like gang members, all doing a free-style battle between each other. The lyrics are flowing back and forth as the on lookers are laughing and ooohing at the comments. Snake Eyes smirks as he walks down the street and then passes them. As he is around them, one of the members steps in front of him and looks him up and down. Snake Eyes takes his hands out of his pockets and smirks once again. The man looks at Snake Eyes with a evil look and takes a step back.
Member #1:Ya wanna pass, ya gotta battle.
Snake Eyes:I think I will pass. I don't have time for your games.
Member #2:Awwww scared kid.
Snake Eyes:Yeah thats it. Shit I got better things to do.
Member #1:I would be a lot more scared not to do this, ya don't wanna screw with us man.
Snake Eyes:Nope, I sure wouldn't wanna mess with some gang bangers.
Member #3:Bitch is talking some s--- to ya David, ya gonna take it!?!?
David:Ya gonna talk kid, or gonna get messed up!
Snake Eyes:Ya wanna battle, let's make it quick, I got places to be.
David:Let's dance rookie.
With that, the member named David starts to break out in a freestyle. Halfway through Snake Eyes starts to laugh at him and as the man finishes, Snake Eyes puts his head down and just shrugs his head. David looks very pist and gets in Snake Eye's face.
David:Shit is funny kid, well do something then.
Snake Eyes fixes his hat and then puts it back on his head as the beat starts up. Snake Eyes looks the guy up and down and then begins the freestyle.
Snake Eyes:Step up to the plate
and be ready to decide your fate,
because I am about to bitch slap you like my mate,
soul mate, make a date, because your gonna need a sex change and a new name like Kate.
Get your flow straight because your flow is dirty like your shirt,
it hurts when you realize how bad you just got burnt,
calling me a rookie or kid just don't fly,
gotta realize that next to Ryan Cooke I am the real wize guy.
Better realize why that I can sky high,
drive by in a phat ride,
showing that your the problem and I am the solution,
workin the mic with Adam Knight
Shit is just too sim.......
The men stop him as they hear that last line and realize who he is. David looks in shock and realizes that he was talking smack to Snake Eyes, the most techincal sounded man to grace the sport since Ryan Cooke. They step aside and tell him that he can pass. He laughs as he walks by, turning his hat forward and putting up his hood. He makes his way down the street as he hears the beats and lyrics again. Smirking, he finally finds a local diner where he can get a meal at. He walks in and sits down to relax. He grabs a menu from a table next to him and he begins to skim over the food selection they have. A petite, yet beautiful waitress makes her way over to him and pulls out a pad and pencil to take his order.
Waitress:Hello handsome, my name is Jessica and I will be your waitress for the day. Can I get you something to drink to start with?
Snake Eyes:Well you can get me a Sprite, would you like something as well?
Jessica:Smooth, I will be back with your Sprite.
Snake Eyes smiles as she walks away to get the drink. He chuckles to himself after his pick up line, that didn't have much success. He rests his head on his palm and glances over the menu. He notices that they have New York Steak and he closes the menu right away. Jessica is now approching his table with the Sprite as he hands her the menu.
Jessica:So are you ready to order?
Snake Eyes:Yeah I will take the classic NY Steak with Fries and a Potato.
Jessica:Ok I will have it out ready for you in about 10 minutes.
Snake Eyes:Thanks.
She starts to walk away when she comes back and smirks for a second.
Jessica:Just curious, but what is your name, you look familiar.
Snake Eyes:Name is Snake, Snake Eyes.
Jessica:Oh, nevermind then.
Snake Eyes:Yeah I guess I just have one of those faces that people thing I am somebody else with.
Jessica:Must be, sorry though. I will be out in a bit.
With that, she heads to the back and Snake Eyes just smiles about it. He gazes back into the face paced fan. The air breezes over his face as he goes into a daze and starts to picture the match with Miller on the 19th. He thinks about the chance of a lifetime at becoming the XWN Insane Title. Life will be in his hands when he finishes this journy, and soon, it will all be over. Suddenly, two men approch the table, one is familiar, the other is a new face.
Valley:Snake Eyes man, what the f---'s up, long time no see!
*a tad bit startled, Snake Eyes gazes back into reality, and looks at Valley*
Snake Eyes:Hey man, nice to see ya, what brings you down to Atlanta?
Valley:The XWN and my Monte Carlo. I brought along this dude from XWF, Master Alick Storm. Alick, this is Snake Eyes, Ryan's protoge.
Snake Eyes:Hey Alick, I heard storys about the BLW with you and Ryan.
Valley:Yeah man, we're joining the XWN as a tag team soon. Well, as soon as we hear about our contracts, and we finish up with XWF.
Storm::I heard this fed got some good compitition
Snake Eyes:yea there is some tough S.O.B's up here.
Storm::doubt they can stand up to perfection such as myself.but we'll see
Valley:Well, Ryan Cooke and you are u here and shit.
Snake Eyes:eah, the best guy I know of is Darrel Besolve. Cooke beat him but thats about it.
Storm::(laughs)who said adam knight was that good in the first place
Valley:Yeah, me and Alick are ready to tear up the south.
Snake Eyes:Good to hear, but it will be tough boys.
Valley: So we hear. Ryan's been telling us about it for months.
Storm::Yea he's been braging about you for months too
Snake Eyes:Ryan and Adam pulled some major strings to get me here, but I am showing people why I belong here. I got a Insane Title Match on Madness,and it is one of the better titles, so i'm pretty pumped.
Storm::well hey If your a friend of ryan then your a friend of me..you evea need help just holla
Snake Eyes:Thanks Alick.
Valley: That's pretty good man. I'll be kicking your ass for that soon though, ha ha.
Snake Eyes:We will see Mike.
Valley: That's Mr. Valley to you pal, you know damn right!
Storm::Yea since i can kick ryans ass around anymore,guess i'll have to settle for his little Prodigy
Snake EyesYou guys are pretty self-prepared for this federation. It ain't a cake walk, but confidence will help in the long run.
Valley: Well, you know me man, always looking forward to the next good fight.
Storm::you know how I am, always better than everyone else.
Snake Eyes:Hey I just ordered, do you guys wanna get something too. I can call over my waitress, she is kinda hot.
Valley: Hey hey, you know Ole Mr. Valley is an old married man.
Snake Eyes:But I ain't.
Storm::neither am I.
Valley: Heh, lucky you.
Snake Eyes:See us youngins need some loving.
Storm::yea that and Alcohol..weres the booze
Valley: Yeah, do they serve beer here?
Snake Eyes:Not sure, let me call her over here.
Valley: Hey tell that bitch to make me some waffles.
Snake Eyes:Hey shut up.
*Valley and Storm laugh*
*Snake Eyes calls Jessica back over and she begins to make her way over to the table.*
Snake Eyes:My friends would like to order.
Jessica:What can I get for you?
Valley: I want some f---in waffles with real maple syrup and no butter. And some coffee.
Jessica:And for you?
Storm::Let me get a Long Island Ice tea and some ever clear in a shot glass....and some Hot wings.
Valley: Do you serve beer here?
Jessica:Yes we do.
Valley: Can I get a pitcher of Budweiser?
Snake Eyes:Yeah count me in on that.
Valley: Get your own bitch boy!
Snake Eyes:I am cranberry!
Storm::Let me get a pitcher of Ice house too
Jessica:Ok I will bring you guys all a pitcher. Be right back.
Valley:Thanks.
*She walks away and Storm gives Blade a smirk.*
Storm::nice piece of work huh?
Snake Eyes:Yeah she is. Wow guys, this is cool. Now we can ALL get drunk and talk wrestling.
*Alick and Blade laugh for a second.*
Valley: *whispering as she walks away* I bet she's a slut.
Storm::Thats a good 9 out of 10 chance.
Snake Eyes:I am going to get soooo drunk that I am going to get her. That way I will have more balls for it.
Storm::you take a shot of ever clear and your balls will be the size of Grapfruits.
Valley: I bet if you asked nicely she'd let you guys double team her.
*Jessica makes her way over with the pitchers. She hands each Valley and Blade with a Budweiser, and Alick with a Ice House*
Storm::Weres my damn long island ice tea?
Jessica:There ya go. Oh did you say you want some Ever Clear also?
Storm::yea slappy.
Jessica:It is still in the back.
Snake Eyes:Calm down man.
*she walks away very discusted. Blade gives Alick a dirty look*
Snake Eyes:Thanks. That really helped my chances with her.
Valley: Hey, I'm married, trust me, you're chances ain't ruined.
Valley: Yeah, Alick that was pretty brutal man.
Storm::it's okay kid i'll smoth talk the chick for ya.
Snake Eyes:That works, but before I start with this pitcher, I gotta take a piss so I don't have to break the seal if I am going to get hammered.
Valley:Valley: Why don't you both use your majic on her, I gotta drain my lizard so f--- you me first!
Snake Eyes:Hurry up then!
*Valley walks away*
Storm::she really is taking a long time with my damn drink.
*Jessica now has his ice tea. She hands it to him very angry and walks away.*
Snake Eyes:That went well.
Storm::Yea that slap happy trick took forever with my drink..and you still havent made a move on her yet..
Snake Eyes:When a girl is about to bite your head off, I don't think that is the right time.
Storm::Yea yea.hope you dont Stall in wrestling like you stall with Girls
Snake Eyes:Only lost once, and that was because of a fluke call.
Valley: *From across the bar, holding his arms out wide.* TWELVE POUND COCK!!!
Storm::okay he's drunk already
Snake Eyes:Really, what the f---.
*Storm turns back a shot of ever clear and chaes it with long island ice tea,then chugs a swallow of beer*
Valley: Fuck you man, I ain't even touched this motherf---er. It could have been the case I had since six PM last night and the no sleep or food inbetween thingy though.
Storm::true...hope you know i drink before every match,it's tradition
Valley: Since January 2001 *click*
Snake Eyes:What a ritual.
Valley: A ritual to die for.
Storm::dont knock it till you try it
Valley: Besides man, two beers before a match ain't gonna kill a big bastard like me.
Storm::Don't knock it till ya try it.
Snake Eyes:Sounds good to me.
Valley: Hey, I got an idea for out tag team name! How does, Alcoholica sound?
Storm::Hmmm *turns back another Shot of ever clear*what made you think of that name.
Valley: Come on man, it's Metallica's nickname. We're like the Metallica of wrestling. We love out beer, and are the bests!
Snake Eyes:You guys got issues, besides, I gotta piss.
*Snake Eyes gets up and heads to the bathroom*
Valley: Well man, Alcoholica or what?
Storm::Sounds good to me...dosent really matter the name..two legends like you and me,we could be called c--- and balls and still beat the s--- out of the compitition
Valley: Your damn right. So, how do you think his chances are with that bitch?
Storm::about as slim as a two dolla crack whore
Valley: That good huh?
Storm::Not even.
Valley: Man, I can't wait to get back up to Boston and close this deal. Some guys I'm talking want to take my bar national. Which would give me the extra dough I really want right now.
Storm::Well hey you've seen my promos i'm a rich Milionare..you evea need anything you just holla...But thats Impresive gonna have to gets some friends to hang out at your bar
Valley: Oh no man, I'm going to buy a beach house in Cali, a ranch in Texas, and a big plot of land up in Northern Vermont. Start a collection of cars and bikes. Buy Ashley something she's always wanted. I won't say what because then she'd know what it is, after all, this is going on TV.
Storm::thats cool,my dog pure playa got a house in Amsterdam and a Chronic Farm..you two should hook up and run bussiness.he makes hella money.....Storm::OHH SHIT...this is gonna be on TV?
Valley: Yeah!
Storm::I told Jocelyn i was going to the gym..AHH FUCK!
Valley: Well, NWF TV anyway.
Storm::umm i think i'm gonna go stand over there i'll be right back...
*Storm gets up and leaves*
Valley: Well shit, here I am with my balls in my hand talking to myself.
*Take a long hard gulp of beer*
*Snake Eyes walks past Alick who is frantic at the bar, talking fast on his cell phone. He moves by him with a weird look and sits down at the table*
Snake Eyes:What the hell happened to him?
Valley: Beats me. He just said he had to go stand over there. *Whispers* I think he's masturbating. Nah I screwed with him and told him this was going to be on t.v.
Snake Eyes:*laughs a bit*Doing something alright.
Valley: Yup... So, how is Ryan? I havn't talked to him in about a month.
Snake Eyes:Same old, same old, all into his proffession.
Valley: Yup, and how about you?
*Takes another gulp off his pitcher*
Storm::*from a distance*Look damnit we just stoped by the bar for a sec..I'll be home soon i swear..
Snake Eyes:Working my ass off here. I finally get my shot at The Georgia State Title. I face Scott Miller on the 19th. It is going to be tough, but I think I can beat him.
Valley: Bwahahaha!!! Good luck man *Still laughin a bit*
Snake Eyes:Thanks I guess.
Valley: On the final XWFow Ryan is producing, I am going to take on somebody from the XWN. I guess it's pretty cool so I can get a preview of what I'm up against. Even though I am going to specialize in tag team s--- with Alcoholica. And I wasn't laughing at you man, sorry. I was laughing at that dumb bastard over there on the phone.
Snake Eyes:Who you fighting?
Valley: Aaaww shit, I forget his name. But Adam Knight said he is a tough motherf---er.
Snake Eyes:Probably is knowing how Cooke books shit.
*Storm walks back over to the table, with a pist look on his face.
Storm::hey i'm back..guys i gotta jet joclyn is gonna s--- herself i I dont get home. Sorry to cut you guys short, but Valley, you came with me, so you gotta come with me to face the women of the house.
Valley: Alright, later Snake Eyes.
Snake Eyes:Later.
With that, they leave and Snake Eyes sits back in the booth. He looks around then happens to gaze back into the fan again. He dazes off again as he begins to picture the match in his head, with a outcome that he hopes will come true. He smiles as the camera fades to black.
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