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Tony Martini [sales@attorneysaccess.com] forgets to ask: "Should you start by annoying your potential customers with spam?" The obvious answer is that, if you are going to do that, make sure that you are well hidden. This time, the Anthony Martini Group is promoting banner ads on an obscure web site. The good thing about these banner ads is that, since almost no one sees them, they annoy very few people.
The real customers are the attorneys who fall for the advertising scam. It is easy: just send money each month. Or provide a credit card. Yeah, that's the deal, because if you had to remember to send a check then you would probably "forget" at the first opportunity. And if you do not send money, chances are that Anthony Martini will not make money fast!
Results count. And with attorneysaccess.com, you can count the results on the hands of one finger.
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Advertise with the Tony Martini group and have more time on your hands: |
You may not recognize the sort of impoverished losers who wander onto an Anthony Martini web site as the best potential customers. But how do you know if you do not try? It may turn out that these unfortunates are exactly the sort of people you need to serve!
Ready to get started? Anthony Martini [anthony@anthonymartini.net] is standing by and ready. Look for the guy ranting, raving, and threatening to see the government for $10 billion, or maybe more. Surely this is the type of promotion you need!
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Illustrations have little to do with the Anthony Martini spam group or the attorneysaccess web site offerings. Feel free to send money, it will be accepted. This is a third-party informational posting, not directly furnished by any of the myriad Martini enterprises. Stay sober. Stay sane. Stay pink, so customers will stay away. |