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Date Posted: 19:34:01 07/27/05 Wed
Author: Hardee-Har-Har
Subject: omg funny!

Don't you Love how a person will respond on the Barbie board to what is posted here but won't actually post on THIS BOARD? I'm not CAPS either but using them to show my thoughts on the rantings of a mad woman!

Dara -- Anonymous, 18:42:07 07/27/05 Wed [3]
Don't You Love It???? -- Anonymous, 16:52:58 07/27/05 Wed [1]

When people just have to dig up the truth or what they think is the truth about you but come up with facts that are so wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy off that it's pathetic and funny and that your friends, delegates and people who don't even know you contact you to let you know what is being said about you???
(NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T FIND THAT FUNNY AT ALL. WHERE EXACTLY IS THE PUNCH LINE? I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH RIDDLES USUALLY, BUT I'M HAVING A LITTLE DIFFICULTY WITH THIS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STICK TO JOKES/RIDDLES THAT START WITH "KNOCK, KNOCK". YOU JUST CAN'T PULL OFF A JOKE. NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. SOME PEOPLE CAN AND OTHERS, LIKE YOURSELF, CAN'T. LET'S MOVE ON.)

Take for instance:

People think you are 28 years old, when in fact you are only 27!!
(SOMEHOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ONE BIRTHDAY AND ANOTHER BEFORE 40 REALLY ISN'T SUCH A BIG DEAL. SO MUCH FOR THIS HUGE POINT. OOOoooooo!)

People have an issue with the fact that you have 20 years experience in a field and started doing something when you were 6 YEARS OLD and not 8 years old.
(I ONLY READ 18 YEARS, NOT 20 BUT FOR ARGUEMENTS SAKE, OK, 20. NO ONE HAS ISSUE WITH THE FACT THAT SOMEONE HAS ENJOYED A HOBBY SINCE A YOUNG AGE, JUST THE FACT THAT THERE IS NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. NO AWARDS, PHOTOS, REFERRNCES, ETC. NOT SO HARD TO BELIEVE NOW, HUH?)

People think that just because you have a step-son with a name and they call themselves GOOGLING your info and find that there is a number listed under the same name as your step-son and your maiden name, the ASS-sume that it's your son. And they say you had a child at 14 years old. Like it isn't possible in this earth for more than one person to be have a very common and popular name and be related through marriage and all of that. If they had spent their money a bit wiser, they would have found out that the person who was listed under the number is your brother and not your son.
(FACT IS SOMEONE HAD A SON OUT OF WEDLOCK BUT DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW BECAUSE THEY DO NOT FEEL LIKE IT IS AS RESPECTABLE. FATCS ARE FACTS AND A STEP SON WOULD SHOW UP WITH THE HUSBAND'S NAME IF HE IS HIS CHILD. WHEN THE CHILD HAS THE MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME INSTEAD, THE MOM GAVE BIRTH OUT OF WED LOCK. IT'S ONLY SOMETHING TO BE EMBARASSED ABOUT IF YOU LIE ABOUT IT FIRST.)

Don't you also like how AFTER it comes out that someone didn't graduate from the university they claim they went to, doesn't provide a scanned copy of their degree or anything, but you can provide scanned copy of your degree and could even take a photo with you holding your degree from said institution. They accuse you of the something, but can't back it up at all.
(IT'S NOT HARD TO MAKE A FAKE DEGREE. NOW IF THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN WITH YOUR PARENTS AT THE ACTUAL GRADUATION THEN PEOPLE WOULD BUY IT, BUT FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS ALREADY BEEN SHOWN TO LIE SO MUCH, NOTHING YOU SAY WILL CHANGE THEIR MINDS. NICE TRY THOUGH.)

Don't you just love it how just because you are a mother of 2 KIDS they accuse you of having anywhere from 4-12 kids and say just because you only posted one photo of your child, that you are not proud of your children.
(I THINK YOU HAVE "LOVE" ISSUES SINCE THE ONLY THING YOU EVER SEEM TO USE THAT WORD FOR IS FINDING HOW OTHER PEOPLE FEEL ABOUT SOMETHING, NOT SOMEONE! IT ONLY STANDS TO REASON THAT ON A PERSONAL "FAMILY" PAGE, YOU WOULD POST PICTURES OF, OH I DON'T KNOW, SAY, YOUR FAMILY? MAYBE? JUST A THOUGHT.)

Don't you just love it how just because you only have one photo posted of your husband, they assume he is MR Fakey-Fake...but yet they have to call the WRONG police department to find out about the SERGEANT.
(THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY ACTUAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS IN THE SURROUNDING COMMUNITIES OF CHICAGO. SERGEANT IS ACTUALLY A SIGNIFICANT RANK SO ASKING FOR SGT BORRERO MAKES SENSE. IF HE EXISTS, HE SHOULD BE ON THE WEB AS A PUBLIC SERVANT. I THINK THE REASON PEOPLE AREN'T BUYING YOUR STORY IS STARTING TO BECOME OBVIOUS.)

They all say they don't have a husband and if they did they would be posting photos all over the place of him. Some choose to and some do not choose to.
(IF YOU CHOOSE TO POST A PHOTO OF YOUR HUSBAND, USUALLY YOU WOULD BE IN THE PICTURE TOO. LOGICAL TO ALL BUT YOU WHOM LOGIC DOES NOT EXIST.)

Don't you love it they they spend $60 BUCKS on you when they could have found TRUTHFUL and factual info on you for FREE.
(YOU HAVE MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT THE TRUTH IS SOMETHING YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, THEREFORE; ASKING YOU FOR THE TRUTH IS AS STUPID AS TELLING A JOKE TO A DOG. THEY JUST DON'T GET IT.)

Don't you love it that they accuse you of commuting between two cities for school when you only went to one elementary school for ONE YEAR and graduated 8th grade from there and went to a school for ONE YEAR and graduated from high school. Even though you were in your hometown for 7 years (Elementary) and 3 years (High). Just because you are listed on one schools Classmates.com registry, they can't seem to find out that you are listed on multiple schools registry for the same years because you did transfer back and forth!!!
(DON'T YOU LOVE IT WHEN A PERSON USES THE SAME PHRASE OVER AND OVER AGAIN SO COMPLETELY WRONG THAT IS BECOMES AS IRRITATING TO YOU AS SAND IN AN OPEN SORE. THIS PART OF YOUR MESSAGE MAKES NO SENSE TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE THAT SAME RATTLE IN THEIR HEAD YOU DO.)

Don't you just love it how the culprits of all this B.S wont' dare relase their factual names for fear of what someone can dig up on them. They call themselves "Hidden Bunny Bitch", "Miss PHD" and talk about eathing vending machine food for lunch and their female bosses looking at their asses and all sorts of stupid shit.
(THIS IS ONLY FUNNY BECAUSE AGAIN A PERSON WITH NO HEART MENTIONS LOVE AND MISS QUOTES OTHERS AS WELL. I DON'T RECALL ANYONE SAYING THEIR FEMALE BOSS WAS LOOKING AT THE ASS, BUT THAT "IF" THEIR BOSS HAD SHE WOULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE. I ALSO DON'T SEE YOUR REAL NAME ATTACHED TO THIS MESSAGE. DARA IS MINE.)

These ladies need to seriously grow the hell up!!
(USING STATEMENTS LIKE GROW THE HELL UP SHOWS NOTHING MORE THAN A CHILD'S MIND TYPING WHAT THEY BELIEVE A REAL ADULT WOULD SAY.)

I THINK YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE UNDERSTANDING WHAT YOU ARE READING, TYPING WHAT YOU MEAN AND NOT JUST WHAT YOU ARE THINKING AT THE MOMENT, AND PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR OWN WORLD, TRYING TO IMPROVE IT INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RUIN OTHER'S. Dara

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[> One last post before I go... -- Anonymous, 19:11:14 07/27/05 Wed [1]
I don't think I ever called myself Hidden Bunny Bitch and I only claim an MD, not the PhD yet. That's coming in the mail, next week. And as for posting my real name. Nope, I'm smart enough to know that some she-devil pageant wannabe pretender would google me and find REAL PHOTOS of me from my REAL PAGEANT WINS and the REAL PAGEANTS I direct. Probably threaten my kids and make prank calls!

Bwuahahahahahahahaha
I don't think so, Teandrip Wassup!
In Plain View
BB, MD

PS - I'll miss you too PATTY!

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