Subject: Your teeth aren't just white, they are porcelin, You have been winning photo contests since the age of 3, Three suitcases for a vacation is considered "packing light, You have perfected "elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist.", You have bought an entire competition wardrobe at a trunk show, You have been in more parades than Mickey Mouse, You have an entire scrapbook dedicated to each one of your titles, You put your hands on top in the winner's circle, You have seen every pageant movie ever made, Your Christmas cards are autographed headshots of yourself, Your hair stylist, dentist, trainer, and coach are on speed dial, You consider RHINESTONES to be a girl's best friend, You really do want world peace!!! |