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Subject: that of which is kickball

Author:
Heaves

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Date Posted: 09:08:29 03/29/07 Thu

Our team - abysmal. That is without question. Our team name is Stunna (or Numba 1 Stunna) but I think team Ogre or team Fugly is more appropriate. I prefer the former. Seriously, the women are hairier than the men. Lastly, having not played before, Lukey and I are by far the best players on the team. I had 2 hits and made two catches (outs). So I had a monster game. We still lost and I have nominated Lukey to be pitcher next game due to his superior bowling skills. He of course wants no part of it but I'm sure he'll warm up to the idea.

Onwards to flip cup. We started by losing the first 4 or 5 matches. Then rallied with 5 wins, a tie, and another win before losing again. Thus I have no idea who won the flip cup bout since I think it's the first team to 5. We will probably take the loss. sigh. However, being around lots of drunk people is fun. I was the last one from my team at the bar (after I received an appology from one of my teammates saying that they are not the "party team"). Of course not. Why would you be? I mean the whole point of the league is to be single cute and whorish. And we get stuck on the married, beat, and lame team. Which will make meeting people slightly more difficult (b/c no one will want to talk to "us") but not really. Then I found a random fire crotch (no really, that's their team name) and she was kind enough to drive me home. She was actaully a brunette. Also kinda beat but has a boyfriend so that's kinda awesome.

I woke up to find my clothes strung about on the floor and then discharged a smelly poo.

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