| Subject: Jason Crisis: Just a Wall In The Path Of The Wrecking Ball |
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Date Posted: 15:29:44 01/26/02 Sat
**The scene opens up in the HWA Bar & Grille. It's a busy night, being a weekend and all. In the upper level of the resturant, a small line is formed. The HWA's own, Jake Tanner and his girlfriend Lisa Catera are signing autographs. It pays to be nice once in awhile, especially to the little kids. It give Jake kind of a funny feeling knowing that some kids actually idolize him in some ways. This is his little payback to fans. We zoom in on them as Jake is conversing with Lisa while signing autographs...**
Lisa: My friggin' hand is killin' me.
Jake Tanner: Relax. The line is shortening. We're almost through.
Kid: Wow! You're really Jake Tanner! Can I have your autograph?
Jake Tanner: Well, that depends kid. Got any money?
Kid: .....What?
Jake Tanner: I'm just kiddin' with ya kid. What's yer name?
Kid: My name's Billy. But my friends call me Bill.
Jake Tanner: Aight Bill. Here ya go!
Bill: OH WOW!!! Thanks Mr. Tanner!
Jake Tanner: No problem kid. You have fun.
**Tanner smiles at the kid. He glances over at Lisa, and does a double take as he sees the way Lisa is staring at him.**
Jake Tanner: What.
Lisa: You're very good with kids, ya know that?
Jake Tanner: WHOA. Whoa, whoa. Don't be gettin' any ideas now. I ain't ready for that kinda thing yet! Wait 'til we're married.
Lisa: Oh REALLY? And when is this gonna be.
Jake Tanner: Ummmmm.................................well......uhhhhhhhh....HEY KID!! You want an autograph?!?!
Lisa: You're hopeless.
Jake Tanner: Whatever. HEY. Guess what?
Lisa: What?
Jake Tanner: Terror falls on my birthday!
Lisa: DUH. I knew that. It's not like I'M YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND or anything.
Jake Tanner: Well...in case ya forgot. It's a good thing too. My birthday has always brought me good fortune.
Lisa: Really?
Jake Tanner: Oh yeah! When I turned seven, I found a hundred bucks in the street. When I turned seventeen, I lost my virginity. (One of my best birthday's EVER, might I add.) And of course, when I turned twenty, I met you.
Lisa: Awww! Ain't that sweet. So. Know who you're facing on Terror?
Jake Tanner: Yeah. That punk Jason Crisis.
Lisa: Ooh, right. Isn't he the only one to kick out of the Jake Hammer?
**Jake glares at Lisa menacingly.**
Lisa: WHOA. Sorry.
Jake Tanner: LUCK. Pure luck. I didn't slam him down hard enough. Mystic kinda wore me out. But this time it's just one on one. No fatigue. No nothin. Just me an' him. If it's one thing I can't stand, it's punks like him. Cocky, arrogant, full of themselves. To worried about TV time and cash. Not about the sport itself. It's 'bout time I put him in his place.
Lisa: Wouldn't THAT be a nice birthday present.
Jake Tanner: Damn straight. No way a punk like him is standing in my way of the Hardcore Title. People like him just piss me off. Gets me so frustrated.
Lisa: Ya know what? I love when you get all serious when you talk about wrestling and stuff. It's kind of a turn on.
Jake Tanner: Oh really?
Lisa: Oh yeah. In fact, why don't we leave this autograph session a bit early...and I can give you your extra special birthday present a little early. Hm? Whaddaya say?
Jake Tanner: I say that this session is over. Let's go baby.
**The two tell everybody that the session is over and quickly leave. We fade to black.**
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