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Date Posted: 21:55:17 02/07/02 Thu
:: After a Stacker2 commercial, the HWA cameras are rolling. The camera is seen frantically moving through the halls of the HWA backstage area. The cameraman "zips" past the hallway with the pictures of all the HWA greats. The cameraman dashes past the HWA locker room area as people are diving out of his way. The camera man stops at the Men’s bathroom door. He takes a deep breath, and opens the door. You can hear, what seems to be a man throwing up in one of the stalls. The cameraman opens the stall door; and finds a man with his head in the toilet. The man with his head in the toilet has black hair, and is wearing a black shirt, torn up jean shorts, and black boots. The camera man reaches out, and taps the mysterious throwing up man on the shoulder.::
Cameraman- Excuse me...Mr. Stephens?
::The mysterious man turns his head, looks at the cameraman, and proceeds to puke in the toilet.::
Cameraman- Oh God.. Why do I always get stuck doing the promos of the retarded wrestlers? Look..kid we have to do this promo. We can't afford to have this kind of dead air. So suck it up, and let's get this over with. Okay..?
:: The man gets his head out of toilet, and nods his head in agreement with what the camera man just said.::
Justin Stephens- ::sighs:: Sorry about this folks. My name is Justin Stephens, and I was just called up from the XL. The XL being the HWA farm club of course. Look, Look... This is a bad idea. I don't belong here, I'm in way over my head.
:: Justin Stephens starts to cry::
Justin Stephens- I mean, my mom is going to be so worried about me. I never lived alone before. I can't take of myself.
Cameraman- No kid you're doing fine. Just keep talking.
:: Justin Stephens stops crying, and begins to look more confident::
Justin Stephens- Really?!? I'm doing a good job? ::looks over his shoulder:: Hey did you hear that Carl? This Guy says, I am doing an amazing job. Ha! and you said I was going to choke.
Cameraman- WAIT A MINUTE!! I never said you were doing an amazing job. I just said you were doing a "fine" job, and who is "Carl".
Justin Stephens- No, No, No, you said amazing. I heard you, and don't tell me you can't see "Carl" either.
::Justin Stephens once again looks over his shoulder::
Justin Stephens- Come on "Carl" say something into the character.
::Silence fills the room.::
Justin Stephens- Eh, sorry, "Carl" is kind of shy.
Cameraman- Look, can you come back from make believe land, so we can finish this interview? And for the record I never said you were doing an amazing job.
Justin Stephens- Make believe land? What are you talking about? Don't start acting all crazy on me. And for the record you did say amazing.
Cameraman- No, I never said that.
Justin Stephens- Yes, you did.
Cameraman- NO, I DID NOT.
Justin Stephens- YES, YOU DID
:: Justin Stephens puts his fingers in his ears, and looks up in at the ceiling. Acting as if he is not paying attention to the cameraman.::
Cameraman- Listen..I never said amazing.
Justin Stephens- La, la ,la ,la...I can't hear you.
Cameraman- ALRIGHT!!! You are doing an amazing job...Now can we get through this interview. Jesus Christ man, I must have lost a couple of hundred brain cells talking to you.
Justin Stephens- See, I knew you said amazing. Now we may carry on. You see, I am Justin Stephens patriot, master of the atom, and all around good guy. I am the first wave of super stars to come out of the "Xtreme League", and there is much more talent that is yet to come. Now I was told by the HWA president himself, that I would be taking part in the battle royal, for the HWA WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. Now, I know what you big, tuff, muscular HWA wrestlers are thinking. You think that I am a joke. You think I am here just to fill in a spot at the rumble. Well guess again...See I have a some what of an advantage. I have been doing some scouting, I know what to expect out of each and everyone of you HWA superstars, but you have no idea what to expect out of me.
::Justin looks over his shoulder again, and starts to talk to "Carl"::
Justin Stephens- Shut up "Carl". I am doing the best I can. FINE!! Go ahead laugh at me. I don't see you sitting here talking into the camera. Oh, you're making fun of my mother now, huh? Oh Yeah, well I had sex with your wife. Yea "Carl" that’s right. Oh "Carl", I'm sorry. I didn't know your wife was in a coma. Well that explains why she didn't move to much. HAHAHAHA. Oh "Carl", I'm sorry. No, I didn't really have sex with your wife. Look, we can talk about this later. HEY, You promised you never embarrass me in public. OH THAT'S JUST GREAT. FINE JUST GO.
Cameraman- Who are you talking to. There isn't anyone here. Never mind, I don't really care. Can we just wrap this up?
:: Stephens focuses back on the camera::
Justin Stephens- Oh, Yeah, As I was saying. Spring is coming up, and all over the U.S. of A, mother's are cleaning their houses, in preparation of the changing of seasons. The HWA needs to do a little spring cleaning of its own. You know, Out with the old, in with the new. See where I'm getting at. I was never given this type of opportunity to prove what I am capable of doing in any other federation I was in, and I will not let this title shot slip away so easily. Win, Lose, or Draw, I will make sure none of the HWA superstars will ever forget the name Justin Stephens. I will no longer be a joke, I will no longer be the laughing stock.
:: Just as Justin Stephens says this. The cameraman points at Justin's face.::
Cameraman- Ummm..Excuse me Mr. Stephens, but you appear to have a booger coming out of your nose.
:: Justin fanatically wipes his face. Hopping to wipe away the booger off his face.::
Justin Stephens- Did I get it? Is it gone?
Cameraman- Ummm... No, you missed it, it's right over there.
:: The cameraman points to Justin's face again, and once again Justin wipes his face::
Justin Stephens- Did I get it now?
Cameraman- HAHAHAHA!!! You fell for the oldest trick in the book. There wasn't anything on your face at all. HAHAHAH!! What an idiot.
Justin Stephens- Oh, really funny, I can't work like this. You're impossible to work with. I'm going to report you to your manager.
:: With that, Justin Stephens gets up and leaves the bathroom, in search of his friend "Carl".::
Cameraman- What a jackass.
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