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Date Posted: 23:25:58 02/07/02 Thu
CG:Hey Man,what's your name?
Fan: It's.....It's...It's..
CG:Come on junior I don't have all damn day,what's your name?Are you so stupid or slow cause most people dont t forgotten your own name?Damn the people in this town are so stupid,it drives me insane.That's it,i've had enough of this.
[Curious then gets up,punches the kid in the face and then walks out of the autograph signing,leaving hundreds of unsatisfied and very pissed off fans.The cameras follow Curious and we see that he opens the door to the HWA arena,walks in,goes through all the backstage area,and as his music hits he walks out into the arena and satisfies another happy crowd]
[As his music blares out through the speakers,the camera shows a few fans in the crowd holding CURIOUS GEORGE signs]
[George then walks up the stairs and then stops and gazes out into the crowd for a second.He then enters through the ropes and poses on the turnbuckle.He then takes a microphone and begins to speak]
CG:You know something,I am so sick and tired of coming to these redneck towns filled with a bunch of jackass hillbillys, who have nothing better to do than sit on their asses and watch wrestling.Although that keeps my paychecks coming,I think it is disgusting and completely immature the way the people in this city act and are educated.Hell,at my autograph signing there was this one guy who couldn't even say his name.How pathetic is that?That is why Curious George aka Soon to be Greatest HWA champion is a living legend already in the HWA,because i am smarter than everybody else in this damn country and in this fed.Now,since you people aren't that educated,let me fill you in on the events of friday.You see ladies and gentlemen,friday the HWA hosts one of their biggest shows, IN THE BEGINNING!.Many matches will take place,where people will beat each other up until one person is pinned,submits,or gets disqualified.Then,after IN THE BEGINNING is over,we will be able to get out of this god forsaken town and go onto the next city with a new champion, which will of course be muwaaaaa,.Now,I want to talk about some people entering this little battle royal on friday! Now lets see you know what makes me sick? well ill tell you what makes me sick, im sick of a guy that makes me and everyone in this arena want to puke and that one person is the biggest egotistic flapjob's who carrys on about how he is the franshise of the HWA from my perspective,I do not see how THE SO CALLED PIMP "Pimp 2 Dope" deserves to even be in the main event,let alone wrestle in the HWA!!,but nevertheless it will happen,but one thing that will not happen,is The SO CALLED PIMP will not win the HWA title,.I will make damn sure of that.And if by some miracle Pimp pulls it off and goes 1 on 1 with me i will then whoop his ass real quick, and become the HWA World Champine!!!! and that is for damn sure!!
Fans: start curious queer chant
CG: why are you stupid red neck son of sobs boooing the saviour of the hwa?
Fans: chant louder
CG:Shut up, you people disgust me. Do you know I am? I am an top notch superstar and I deserve to be treated with the proper respect d*mnit. You people are just jealous, yeah that’s right you are jealous of me. I mean I can’t blame you. I am an superstar and you people are a pathetic bunch of losers. You people deserve this city. all of you people have one thing in common you are all losers. Look at all your damn sport teams thet always lose just like you people out here "LOSERS". That’s what I thought. I have wasted enough of my precious clean breath on you sorry excuse for human beings. At friday night your Hero and saviour was humiliated in front of the world in what was the most disappointing night in my career. I was defeated by two ingrates that I should have easily defeated. The first being that Whoopi freak John Taylor. I mean what kind of wrestler is this guy? Well my friends i am happy to say he is no Curious George for damn sure. Secondly I lost to that poet reading, Caelius. That was the most humiliating loss in my career getting a lost from this guy. Let’s face it I should have of beat Caelius 1…2…3, but no that whore John Taylor had to interrupt the 3 count and allow that Bionic Redneck the opportunity to give me the loss. I am the damn saviour I don’t deserve that kind of treatment. And the humiliation I suffered at the hands of that redneck Caelius. It was very disappointing for yours truly to be pinned by that redneck. I mean just look at Caelius he has a beer belly, he’s out of shape, he’s lazy, he reads to much poetry, he's apiece of trailer park trash he sits around drinking beer, and another, and another, and another. Your Hero on the other hand is in the greatest shape of his life and drinks a glass of Powerade everyday because lets face it Powerade does a body good i know you guys can tell just look at my body.
[Curios pauses and surveys the crowd as he parades around the ring. Kurt takes a deep breath and resumes speaking ]
CG: now on to some other retard by the name of Apocowatever. Apoc you flap your gums about how you are the world Champion.Well apoc i would like to ask you a question you see how do you think you won the World title? well i think the fans deserve to know, while u were gone you were watchin the HWA and decided to come back but when you tried to come back the pres didnt want you here so you did him a favor, and that favor my friends was suking the presdents grape fruits o wait i mean grapes, man apoc u must of suked them till they were rasins because hell you got your title shot really fast! . As far as I am concerned you can keep your World championship right now because soon i will become World Champine, so apoc i hope you are shinning that title real good because once im done with you ON friday you will hope you never see me again!
Fans: start cheering for apoc
CG: hey hey dont give me the standing ovacion yet my friends im not done!!
Fans: boooo
CG:alright alright ill continue on, well there is yet another egotistic sob in the HWA and that is *cough* the former *cough**cough* champine Krazy King Mike. Well i doubt he is a king but he is crazy!
Fans: start cheering for Mike
CG: how in the hell can you people cheer for this guy my god this must be the lowest peace of scum the HWA has to offer man he was the crapiest HWA champion i have ever seen, he is the reason i came to the HWA, if it wasnt for him being the crapiest champion left and right i wouldnt have to come to the HWA but seeing there is to many crap ass wrestlers here i decided to save it from the fall!!
Fans: boooooo
CG: wooowoooo dont cry yet guys im not done i have another guy in mind and that guy is AKA the big shit o wait i mean the BIG RIG!
Fans: cheer
CG: this big rig guy is so full of it he thinks he is the best wrestler in the HWA but lets face it ladys and gents this guy is far away from beeing a top notch wrestler like my self "THE CURIOUS ONE" CURIOUS GEORGE, let me give you some reasons why this guy shouldnt even be in the same ring as me #1 he smells and might give his body order on to me! #2 he has no talent, #3 he is one sack of balardo, he cant even move, #4 he has not charisma like my self, and #5 he just plain sucks! and my friends thats the damn truth!
CG: o yah who could forget " WILD THANG" this guy ranks up there with BIG RIG in beeing the most pathetic peace of donkeys shit, this guy acts like he is shawn micheals running around with thoose little heart pants and gorilla chest hairs!He should go to the zoo man, MY GOD! when i 1st meet this guy i even thought he was a damn gorilla, watch i even got a damn picture of him
CG: my god lets see their is one more egomaniac i wanna talk about and that is justin sane!! man this guy takes the cake, the only way justin even made it to the top of the Hwa was probally just kisssing ass and i mean a whole lot of ass since he has been kissing one of the biggest asses in the HWA Mr Prez.
[Curious George music hits as he throws down the microphone and walks backstage as commercials come onto the screen talking about all of the George supplies at HWA shopzone.]
[The camera comes back onto HWA television and we see that Curious George is walking backstage.He then sees the cameras and he turns around looking very irritated.He cools down and then begins to speak to the camera once again]
CG:You guys never leave anybody alone do you?Well,that is all fine and dandy because one day when you do not want me here,I am going to show up,and just like you did to me,I am going to irritate you and I am going to follow you until you are finally until your breaking point.Trust me,it will happen one day.But right now I want to talk about 2 things,TOMMOROW,and How im going to win!.The Curious One and the soon to be champ all in one package,.Well tommorow night The Curious One Curious George will walk down that aile and throw every 1 out of the damn ring 1 by frekin 1 becmoing the Hwa's True World Champine and if you people dont like it you can kiss a donkeys ass because i dont give a rats rear wat you think .
[Curious then walks off into his lockerroom as the camera fades to black]
Announcer: boy o frekin boy i beat this ppv is going to be one hellacious match
Announcer 2: no frekin shit sherlock.
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