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Subject: Oooh lala!


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Niki
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Date Posted: 13:17:48 10/21/05 Fri

A daddy and mommy and baby bear were travelling on an aeroplane, when the dad noticed it was going to crash. But there were only two parachutes, and three of them. They decided to leave behind the baby, as it was only two months old. They put on the gear and leapt. But as they landed on the ground, they saw the little baby bear standing there, unharmed. Hey... how did you get here so fast? Asked the mother bear. The baby bear looked up innocently and simply said, Me not stupid, me not dumb, me go hide up daddy's bumb. Dad go poop, I go zoom, Dats why I land so soon.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what's called a Pathetic Joke.

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