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Date Posted: 09:58:04 07/16/10 Fri
Author: andypandy
Author Host/IP: 82.30.75.79
Subject: Jokes

I went to my first "Surgery for Beginners" class today, I was told "You can cut that out for a start".

My friend was found dead in a bowl of muesli, it's believed he was pulled in by a strong current.

I love valves, they'll always have a special place in my heart.

Andy doesn't like people who are indirect.............................. you know who you are.

I got bitten by my Nintendo the other day, I had to have a Tetris jab.

3.14159265 people walk into a restaurant, sit down and order pi.

So I just finished my final exam, it was Philosophy................... or was it?

and finally,

Two iPhone 4's got married, it was a lovely ceremony but the reception was awful, apparently they held it in the wrong place!

boom boom!!

have a nice weekend folks xx

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[> Love the iPhone one -- Gabs, 09:22:13 07/17/10 Sat [1] (83.222.156.175)

If we're talking funny...try this!

http://www.oldspicevoicemail.com/

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[> [> *snicker* -- andypandy, 12:38:06 07/17/10 Sat [1] (82.30.75.79)

"riding on a horse backwards"

Oh yeah ;-)

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