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Subject: LISTEN UP AND PAY ATTENTION

Author:
RT

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Date Posted: 16:59:31 03/15/01 Thu

TWO NEW ADDITIONS TO THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS:
* Element Name: WOMANIUM
* Symbol: WO
* Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
* Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated
properly. Very bitter if not used well.
* Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious
stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic
food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
* Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion
of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
* Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!
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* Element Name: MANIUM
* Symbol: XY
* Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
* Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily as young samples.
* Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO(WOMANIUM) any chance
it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive
when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time.
* Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
* Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are
able to produce large quantities on command.
* Caution: In the absence of WO (WOMANIUM), this element rapidly
decomposes and begins to smell.

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