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Date Posted: 08:20:27 10/29/10 Fri
Author: Officer Torch
Subject: Re: Halloween on Mongo
In reply to: High Priest 's message, "Halloween on Mongo" on 05:37:46 10/29/10 Fri

ALL IN FUN

Heh, heh...the earth people and their friends apparently have gathered on Mongo. I, Ming, THE Universe, will treat them to many tricks.

Flash Gordon will be placed on a rotating circus wheel with a pentagram while three arena fighting "monkey men" throw daggers supplied by King Kala. They will each have 3 chances. Should they fail, FG may be turned free. Heh. You doubt my word?

Dr.Zarkov will be placed in the laboratory with assorted gadgets and chemicals (unmarked bottles) and be asked to construct a new ray gun...heh..my people will observe from a distance behind a shielded wall. He will wear a mask with celluloid which distorts colors.

Barin will be tossed into the pit (no net) onto the back of the lizard below...if he misses the softer lizard back, oops. Barin will be dressed as an infant with a diaper. Heh, heh, Happy Mingoween Barin baby!

Thun...and any lionmen with him will be escorted to the Palace Barbershop, get buzz cuts and a clean, close shave. Oops..hope Nick, the new trainee with the injured hand, doesn't cut you too much, heh. Oh, Nick may be blindfolded with a festive orange and black scarf.

Vultan..You will be dropped from the mountain side of the palace with 50 pound weights added to you. We wish to see how well you fly. Should you make this ordeal, we imagine you'll return for us to remove the microchip implant containing nonstop repeats of your shadow puppet gigs.

Happy Hapgood..you will be taken to Toran who will use one of my inventions to miniaturize you and insert you into the film chamber of your press camera. Beware of the moving parts when curious people from the Forest Kingdom try to use the camera or handle it. Your ordeal is to survive this for 24 earth hours. Since you are irritating enough, but won't be seen much, you won't be masked.

Ronal, Barin's other staff members...will be captured and sent to the Valley of Desolation, near the peak of Mt. Ming which has an active past, and providing signs of erupting. You will be placed in the skyride and stopped directly above for 24 hours, while the staff taunts you by shaking the wires, and permitting false smoke to randomly exit the volcano peak.

Clay King...you and your people will be caught and spend the night in the clay cave...heh, I'm sure you'll enjoy the memories. The "spooky music" will play the whole time, and there will be a fun house flavor with Gumby (TM) and clones making many appearances to humor you. Duct tape will be used to silence you from laughing.

Dale Arden...heh, you will come with me, dressed as The Bride of Ming, my treat.

My thanks to Officer Torch for typing this.

BOO!

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