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Date Posted: 21:16:20 02/20/09 Fri
Author: Officer Torch
Subject: Re: Sergeant Time....absence pass
In reply to: Tim 's message, "Re: Sergeant Time....absence pass" on 20:18:24 02/20/09 Fri

Sergeant Tim:

No backtalk is permitted. You have your orders and ample time to prepare. You have the weekend to straighten your affairs and will depart this Monday. Be warned that wisecracks are frowned upon, and your posting above nearly doubled your time, but Officer Torch spoke kindly of you, but beware....you will be watched carefully, (but on the Day 1 assignment, whew, you're by yourself)....though a televisor will be monitoring you. No earplugs for Day 4, since the High Priest, at his whim, randomly strikes the gong between cackling and lecturing...hence, you would offend him by wearing such a contraption while he is doing so. I'd venture a guess the lateral movements are roughly 5 inches maximum decreasing with time, and the frequency is roughly 18Hz, well above the point of human disintegration, so not to worry. Oh, the shovel is large and a bit heavy. However, this should buff you up satisfactorily for solo feeding of radium to Vultan's atom furnaces. Have a nice day. Mighty Toran-King of Forest People, "a strange but honest race on Mars"

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[> [> [> Re: Sergeant Time....absence pass -- Tim, 21:48:16 02/20/09 Fri [1]

Stifles the backtalk, nixes the wisecracks, and starts packing for Mongo (making sure to leave Happy's camera behind on Mars). The Sarge accepts the fact that day one in the tunnel of terror will clear his sinuses for weeks. He also withdraws his earlier request for a blindfold during Vultan's shadow puppet show. It's likely imprudent to wear a blindfold with Orso around anyway, especially if honey is on the Sky City menu for the day.

Sergeant Tim


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