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Date Posted: 17:00:06 08/26/08 Tue
Author: Mike Evergreen
Subject: GOP convention, opening night.

7:00 pm – Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution
7:15 pm – Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic séance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave
7:35 pm – "The Pleasures of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani
8:05 pm – Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig
8:35 pm - Transvestite Ann Coulter – "My Life as a Man"
8:55 pm – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – Ohio Rep. Bob Ney
9:05 pm – Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley " Joys with Young Boys"
9:25 pm – Oliver North – " Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons anyway"
9:40 pm – Bill O' Reilly – " The costs of sexual harassment and phone sex with employees"
10:00 pm – Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera
10:25 pm – Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if his adult diaper needs changed.
10:35 pm – N.R.A. President hosts an assault rifle target practice on Gays and Mexicans.
10:45 pm - Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face.
11:00 pm – President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.
11:15 pm – Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.
11:20 pm – Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab
11: 45 pm – Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless Vets sleeping in alley.
12:00 am – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham
12:20 am – Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy – Lock picking secrets
12: 40 am – Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz – "How to lie your Country into a War"
1:00 am – Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay – "Tips on Money Laundering"
1:15 am – Hookers arrive for after party
NEW - 1:30 am - ex-Rep. Bill Janklow (R-SD) will conduct a Safe Driving Class.

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Re: GOP convention, opening night. -- TC, 21:03:09 08/26/08 Tue
- EQUAL OPPERTUNITY...DNC convention, opening night. -- lOUDCHAP, 00:18:45 08/27/08 Wed
  - Re Sorry lOUDCHAP, I don't get it? -- TC, 00:45:15 08/27/08 Wed
    - You don't WANT to get it...libs AND pugs EQUALLY LAUGHABLE. 300,000,000 people and this is what we get? (NT) -- lOUDCHAP, 02:10:29 08/27/08 Wed
      - Really? Obama doesn't have a foreign agent in his campaign fomenting war with Russia for political advantage -- Mo' Green, 15:04:11 08/27/08 Wed
        You are correct MO... -- lOUDCHAP, 22:52:24 08/27/08 Wed
        You don't know the half of it -- Mo' Green, 15:37:03 08/28/08 Thu
        RE -- lOUDCHAP, 01:43:44 08/29/08 Fri
        Joe Montana responsible for Nicole Simpson's murder because -- Mo' Green, 17:00:57 08/29/08 Fri
        IOUDCHAP......don't start with Rezko.... -- Mike Evergreen, 14:09:27 08/30/08 Sat

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>7:00 pm – Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution >7:15 pm – Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs >psychic séance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald >Reagan from the grave >7:35 pm – "The Pleasures of Adultery" - with Newt >Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani >8:05 pm – Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by >Senator Larry Craig >8:35 pm - Transvestite Ann Coulter – "My Life as a >Man" >8:55 pm – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – >Ohio Rep. Bob Ney >9:05 pm – Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark >Foley " Joys with Young Boys" >9:25 pm – Oliver North – " Iran is Evil, but I sold >them weapons anyway" >9:40 pm – Bill O' Reilly – " The costs of sexual >harassment and phone sex with employees" >10:00 pm – Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken >Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera >10:25 pm – Check John McCain to see if he's still >breathing and if his adult diaper needs changed. >10:35 pm – N.R.A. President hosts an assault rifle >target practice on Gays and Mexicans. >10:45 pm - Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick >Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face. >11:00 pm – President Bush performs his hilarious >comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious >WMD's under guests tables. >11:15 pm – Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous >uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle. >11:20 pm – Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh >back into drug rehab >11: 45 pm – Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at >homeless Vets sleeping in alley. >12:00 am – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – >California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham >12:20 am – Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon >Liddy – Lock picking secrets >12: 40 am – Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul >Wolfowitz – "How to lie your Country into a War" >1:00 am – Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay – >"Tips on Money Laundering" >1:15 am – Hookers arrive for after party >NEW - 1:30 am - ex-Rep. Bill Janklow (R-SD) will >conduct a Safe Driving Class.

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