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Date Posted: 02:19:25 08/20/07 Mon
Author: St. Jackanapes (alarmed)
Author Host/IP: cpe-24-93-114-24.columbus.res.rr.com / 24.93.114.24
Subject: Re: Accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior
In reply to: Scott 's message, "Accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior" on 18:19:42 08/16/07 Thu

>Please. Before it's too late.

Why? Before it's too late for what, precisely? Are you threatening me?

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[> [> I'm not... Yaweh is! -- Scott, 18:02:48 03/10/08 Mon (cpe-071-076-198-135.triad.res.rr.com/71.76.198.135)

Fall on your knees RIGHT NOW and beg the Lord El Shaddai and his only begotten Son, Yeshuah, for forgiveness and salvation.

I can't believe this Satanic forum is still in operation after all this time. But then Lucifer does have domain over this world (and, apparently, Sinner Jack)

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[> [> [> You there, Sinner Jack, or has Satan your master dragged you down into the lake of fire? -- Scott, 19:33:54 03/17/08 Mon (cpe-071-076-198-135.triad.res.rr.com/71.76.198.135)

Once again, I command you for your own eternal good to fall on your knees RIGHT NOW and beg the Lord El Shaddai and his only begotten Son, Yeshuah, for forgiveness and salvation.

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[> [> [> [> Re: You there, Sinner Jack, or has Satan your master dragged you down into the lake of fire? -- St. Jackanapes, 18:08:04 03/23/08 Sun (cpe-65-189-165-2.columbus.res.rr.com/65.189.165.2)

>Once again, I command you for your own eternal good to
>fall on your knees RIGHT NOW and beg the Lord El
>Shaddai and his only begotten Son, Yeshuah, for
>forgiveness and salvation.

Go fuck yourself, goofball. I sense that you yourself spend a great deal of time on your knees, bobbking on knobs, right?

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[> [> [> [> [> Not true, only a worshiper of Lucifer such as yourself would say such a thing. Repent now! -- Scott, 19:52:20 03/31/08 Mon (cpe-071-076-198-135.triad.res.rr.com/71.76.198.135)

Even your many and serious sins can be forgiven by Yehsua's infinite grace and glory.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Not true, only a worshiper of Lucifer such as yourself would say such a thing. Repent now! -- St. Jackanapes, 02:55:51 04/12/08 Sat (cpe-65-189-165-2.columbus.res.rr.com/65.189.165.2)

>Even your many and serious sins can be forgiven by
>Yehsua's infinite grace and glory.

I do NOT worshop Lucifer or any other mythical creatures. Grow the fuck up, little boy. You are living in a fantasy world - not the real one.

I have no sins. Sins are in the mind of superstitious fools like yourself. And that's pretty presumptuous of you to think that I am some sort of "criminal" with your "serious sins" comment. People do not need some imaginary sky daddy and his mythical wimpy son (who never really died on the cross - omnipotent gods cannot die, right?) to live a just and moral life. You must be one morally lost and mentally weak person to need some imaginary beast to "forgive" you of your crimes. I do not need *anyone* to forgive me of anything I've ever done wrong in my life! Why? because I've got the balls to admit what I've done wrong and pay the price for any misdeeds I may have committed MYSELF. You are WEAK - if you've done wrong, why put the burden on ANYONE ELSE?? You sir, are a chicken shit! A milquetoast too afraid to own up to your own deeds. What if real life was like what you Christians think things work? If I go out and kill someone while drunk driving - instead of owning up and paying the penalty MYSELF, I just dump it on my Father - Ha ha! Let old Dad go to prison for life - let the old man suffer while I go about life committing more crimes - or "sins" as you call them! That is the true sickness of the Christian philosophy!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Your conception of Christianity is massively (and laughably) incorrect... -- Scott, 19:15:09 04/18/08 Fri (cpe-075-177-043-220.triad.res.rr.com/75.177.43.220)

The anger dripping from your posts is horrific (not to mention what is apparently your routine m.o. when replying of projecting your own misery and self-loathing onto me).

You are in dire need of Christ's love and forgiveness. Once again, I ask you to repent and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Your conception of Christianity is massively (and laughably) incorrect... -- St. Jackanapes, 23:14:45 04/23/08 Wed (cpe-65-189-165-2.columbus.res.rr.com/65.189.165.2)

>The anger dripping from your posts is horrific (not to
>mention what is apparently your routine m.o. when
>replying of projecting your own misery and
>self-loathing onto me).

I'm not angry, sheepling, I'm enjoying myself. And I'm not projecting anything at you except ridicule. Self-loathing?? Afraid not.

>You are in dire need of Christ's love and forgiveness.
>Once again, I ask you to repent and accept Jesus
>Christ as your personal Lord and Savior.

You tell your Jesus to come meet me in my lving room right now - tonight - at midnight. Or any night this week at midnight - and I'll accept him. THe balls in your court, bleater.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> He's there for you 24-7... -- Scott, 19:03:27 04/26/08 Sat (cpe-075-177-043-220.triad.res.rr.com/75.177.43.220)

You just gotta open up your heart!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: He's there for you 24-7... -- St. Jackanapes, 03:40:28 06/02/08 Mon (cpe-65-189-165-2.columbus.res.rr.com/65.189.165.2)

>You just gotta open up your heart!


Do you realize just how lame and intellectually vacant that statement is? I just have to open my heart?? You forgot the other half of that statement - the 1st part is to open the heart, the 2nd part that you left out: I need to shut down the brain.

If I do that I would forget that religions have historically been the biggest resaons for unnatural deaths in the world. How can you honestly look yourself in the mirror every monring knowing that you hold as one of your greatest heros of the New Testament beneath Jesus - and the one man wholly responsible for the Christian religion's existence at all - the man who through his writings, travels, creativity, imagination, manipulations, helped inspire the worst human tradgedy known to mankind - the worst evil ever dreampt up by man - just because he was pissed off at the Jews for thier rejection of his liberal views? We cannot blame him personally obviously. Had he known what would happen at that great a time in the future he would have changfed a few lines, I'm sure, But we can condemn him for his writings of ideological religious intolerance. That is just one of many many resaons that Christianity has no legs to stand on but the blind obediance of it's mindless millions who are brainwashed beggining around 2 years old that if they are nad the Debbil will throw them into a fire, but if they are good little babies, they will live forever and get to live a fairytail life for eternity with thier buddy and pal the suspiciously meek and humble Jresus of Nazerteth. The Jesus who happens to be remarkably different than his Jewish War God father who reveled in the death of Egyptian and Canonnite children, mothers breastfeeding babies, the elderly, just becuase he was annoyed at Egyptian burocracy. The Canonnites, mothers, children, milking babies (notice a trend) had to be viscously slaugtered because they were living in thier own homes - in thier own country. In thier own town.

Whether you like it or not, that gore and blood goes down the path from King David to Jesus - at least that's what the easrly Christians cobbled togeather to give Jesus ligitamacy over John the Baptist.

So - here you come with the same naiive look on your case like a hundred other Christains - You specifically told me me to read the bible and I will see the light - I have shown that yrs, I have read the bible - many many many times.

Now you've changed your story completely!!! You now tell me that I will know Jesus & Company if I simply open my heart??? Why are you waffling on me?

My heart is *VERY* open! I love many people - my family - my girlfriends - grandchoildren. And quess what? I didn't need any instruction or assistance from Jesus to know how to do that. I didn't need Jesus to help me know that stealings is a crime. I didn't need the tecahings of Jesus - absolutely NONE of it, to know that if I found a wallet full of money that I should find the rightful onwer! I'm an atheist and I am chock full of morals - I have mu OWN internal MORAL COMPASS!! WE ALL DO!!

RELIGION is there to scare people into becoming sheep so that they can be SHORN! It's no coincinidence that Jesus (through Paul's creative writings) calls his followers sheep. Be meek. Submit. Go to sllep. Let US tell YOU what to do. Who to VOTE for. What to watch on TV. What movies to see. Boycott anything that disagrees with our FAITH because WE can't have the SHEEPLE thinking for THEMSELVES. THe SHEEPLE may meet FREE - ENLIGHTENED - FREETHINKERS who care about the EARTH, HUMANITY, FREEDOM OF IDEAS - and YES: FREEDOM OF RELIGION IF YOU WANT!

I think that it's SCOTT'S time to open more than his HEART - He needs to OPEN his EYES - and his BRAIN! Those orans work best all wotkinmg as one - not isolated from one another.

It's time for Scott to explore the real world and not let himself be boxed into the would that the most sucessful cult leader in histoty, Paul, started. It's not what you think it is. Ask yourself this: Why do Christians fight so hard to get payer into kindergratens and early pre-schools, 1st & 2nd grades? Why don't other religions fight for the same thing?

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[> [> Re: Accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior -- Uvygirl (:P), 20:29:49 03/23/08 Sun (NoHost/72.94.184.140)

>>Please. Before it's too late.
>
>Why? Before it's too late for what, precisely? Are you
>threatening me?


I thought it was NEVER too late with the Lord

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[> [> [> Re: Accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior -- St. Jackanapes, 23:35:51 03/23/08 Sun (cpe-65-189-165-2.columbus.res.rr.com/65.189.165.2)

>>>Please. Before it's too late.
>>
>>Why? Before it's too late for what, precisely? Are you
>>threatening me?
>
>
>I thought it was NEVER too late with the Lord

Who knows. These religious psychos can never all agree on thier dogma. The crazier they are, the meaner and more impatient that the peace loving Jesus becomes. Like with this knob-bobbing clown, I bet his Jesus is just chomping at the bit to drop me into his fiery lake. So much for a loving compassionate Jesus.

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[> [> [> It's too late when you die, not when you're alive... -- Scott, 16:18:37 04/02/08 Wed (cpe-075-177-043-220.triad.res.rr.com/75.177.43.220)


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[> [> [> [> Re: It's too late when you die, not when you're alive... -- St. Jackanapes, 20:34:51 04/15/08 Tue (cpe-65-189-165-2.columbus.res.rr.com/65.189.165.2)

Hey retard boy! Your replies go down here, not in the fucking subject line! Maybe you should have paid attention when you were in school and been working on your homework. Instead of homework you were too busy praying while fantasizing about being at the side of Jesus while he was being whipped and scourged - and then you'd start jerking off for hours thinking about it until you made bloody blisters on your little cock. I heard that after you took wood shop class at school you went home and got into your AWOL father's tools - the ones that he hadn't pawned for cocaine money - and made yourself a paddle with small nails sticking out so that you could mortify your flesh because your flesh is weak and it makes your soul want to prowl the streets at night to look for other men so that you can have anonymous male sex. You are a sick pervert, and mo amount of kissing god's ass by begging forgiveness is going to wash your conscious clean, Scott. Your sick past will be with you until the time you die - and then do you know what is going to happen to your corpse - "soul" included? You are not going to Hell, Scott - no no no! And you're not going to Heaven either....neither your “soul” nor your putrefying flesh that you treated so badly while you were alive – Nope, you are going to rot, Scott - - and the worms are going to crawl in and then crawl out and they’re going to play pinochle on your snout!

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[> [> [> [> [> Well, this certainly reveals a lot about you, Sinner Jack... -- Scott, 19:06:44 04/18/08 Fri (cpe-075-177-043-220.triad.res.rr.com/75.177.43.220)

Are all your fantasies along these sick, twisted lines?

It's never too late, my brother. All you have to do is pick up a Bible and start reading about Christ's message of love, forgiveness, and everlasting life!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Well, this certainly reveals a lot about you, Sinner Jack... -- St. Jackanapes, 23:06:47 04/23/08 Wed (cpe-65-189-165-2.columbus.res.rr.com/65.189.165.2)

>Are all your fantasies along these sick, twisted lines?

Is that the best you can come back with, God bot?

>It's never too late, my brother. All you have to do is
>pick up a Bible and start reading about Christ's
>message of love, forgiveness, and everlasting life!

Bwwaaa-haa-haa! I *have* read it, you dolt! I've read not only the New Testament, but the Old as well. And I've read them many times. And those readings are what turned me into an atheist. Unlike yourself, I am not a gullible fool who believes any cock & bull story that comes from sun & drug addled desert madmen and those that took those stories, embellished them and wrote them up. And the New Testament? HAR! The Old Testament says that Jesus is nothing more than the Devil pulling wool over the sheep's eyes. And YOU are that sheep! But in this day and age people with any sense know that there are no such things as devils and gods. They no longer have any use. We don't need them to keep us safe from our superstitions and lack of scientific knowlege anymore. That is except backwards fools like yourself.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Progress... at least this post didn't have any of your... -- Scott, 19:00:52 04/26/08 Sat (cpe-075-177-043-220.triad.res.rr.com/75.177.43.220)

vile, hate-dripping fantasies projected onto me. There just might be hope for you yet, Sinner Jack. I suggest you read the NT again, only this time not as a bitter cynic but trying to understand its message of love and redemption.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Progress... at least this post didn't have any of your... -- St. Jackanapes, 03:54:23 05/09/08 Fri (cpe-65-189-165-2.columbus.res.rr.com/65.189.165.2)

>vile, hate-dripping fantasies projected onto me. There
>just might be hope for you yet, Sinner Jack. I suggest
>you read the NT again, only this time not as a bitter
>cynic but trying to understand its message of love and
>redemption.

First thing, dickhead, I'm not a sinner. One has to be brainwashed into the faith to feel guilty that Eve suckered Adam into eating an apple. Christian sin. Non-Christians do not. I do not need to be forgiven for anything that I do. I accept responsibility for my errors in judgment myself. And if your mythical hell were to exist, there I will sit. Because I don't let OTHERS do my time for me. Only weaklings like yourself "sin" and write it all off on the bill of Jesus. Let HIM pick up the tab.

Second thing: I am NOT “St. Jackanapes.” That is a caricature that I created for the alt.flame.jesus.christ flame group to have fun with the evangelistic idiots who haunt the newsgroups. So I am going to step of character right now to converse with you.

Read the NT again? The NT is a bunch of bullshit. I suggest that you read the OT’s Ten Commandments again. Especially that part that says to have no other gods before me nor make any images of them. Yahweh did NOT change his commands. A fictional humanoid created from various actual historical Jewish events and the rest stolen from Greek myths, mostly the Hercules myths, and cobbled together by The Liar who called himself Saul/Paul. If only you could read the Bible from a perspective of a detached viewer, or like a historical detective. If I had that part of the brain that evolved to make the majority of humanity feel “spiritual” and needing to find a connection with something imaginary that is bigger than themselves, and with the logical way I think, I’d put my money on the Jews and would be signing up with them. Its *their* god – they invented him. They wrestled with him – they were chosen by him. He is still testing them until this day. Paul was so jealous of them and made that they wouldn’t allow non-circumcised gentile males to convert - a big sticking point – no adult male anywhere wants anyone else messing with their cock with a sharp knife in their hand. So he wrote that bit blaming them for Jesus’ death. Nice guy that Paul/Saul. The Holocaust wouldn’t have happened if he hadn’t written that into his new religion. Paul invented religious intolerance.

I have *never* felt the presence of God. And I had a very religious upbringing. Not when my mother had me praying to god every night when I was 3 – I remember those prayer sessions very well. I never felt like I was praying to anyone. Don’t give me the usual line of crap that I wasn’t listening right or the other crap I’ve been told by bleaters over the years. I *was* listening when I was 3. When adults tell you stuff at that age, you believe them. I am a person born without that part of the brain that feels spirituality. I have no control over that.

When I was 16 I decided that it was time to investigate Christianity to see if I was making a mistake by not going along with the circus. I'd been a fence sitter all my life on the subject - not interested, but I had no reason to be able to doubt that such an event occurred. So I delved in and read everything that I could, and that includes the OT/NT. I came out of it an agnostic.

Then, after a serious illness, my lifelong best friend of 30 years – a Christian - came to me and gave me an NIV study bible. It was his way of trying to convert me. In his brainwashed mind he thought that somehow I would be comforted and free of despair in my illness if I found Jesus. I took him up on it and scoured the study bible over & over. The Internet had just come out and since I could not work I had plenty of time for research. And what I found reinforced my earlier studies, and opened my eyes completely. You see, I can see while YOU are blinded by your belief. I can read things that you would simply call heretical and dismiss. I am a very logical person in my thinking – people who know me personally say that I should be sitting on a bench somewhere as a judge due to my complete impartiality. YOU are completely incapable of this. I was able to cut through the myths & the lies on BOTH sides of the story, Christianity and those who are against it, and only consider valid arguments. This time I came out of my research an atheist.

So when you come into here making little “You’re an evil sinner and you’d better change your ways and read the bible or you’ll be sitting in hell!” type comments you look really stupid and unintelligent. Extremely childish is how you sound. You come off as someone who thinks that “Hey WHOO-HOO! I’m a Christian -I’m somebody that is part of something bigger than myself! I’m cool, I’m special, and so I’m going to go around the web and brag about how special I am by going to athirst websites and call them sinners! Then I’ll get some brownie points with the BIG GUY JESUS!” That’s how you’re coming off to me. A little snobby kid who hasn’t read his bible enough to know that Jesus admonished his followers to pray in CLOSETS and to never-ever BRAG about their faith in public! Boy, that bit right there makes 99.9% of Christians sinners, doesn’t it?

So, maybe YOU should go re-read the N/T – if you REALLY have read it – which I seriously I doubt you have. After you’ve bought yourself an NIV study bible and read the ENTIRE thing, including ALL of the liner notes – as I have – and you’ve grow up some and aren’t so fucking wet behind the ears (you come off sounding like a 15 year old) – why don’t you come back and we’ll have some *real* discussions.

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