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Date Posted: 20:31:02 10/16/08 Thu
Author: JB
Subject: Gloves...Check! Safety glasses...Check! Football helmet...Son of a...

Got a new laceration in my fuckin' skull...The steering on my Jeep was taking a shit, so I called Bart over to help me swap her over to a Heim/DOM setup. Had to drill out the steering arms slightly to put in some bushings since the bolts didn't quite fit snug. I was kneeling down, and the 5/8" drill bit got hung up in the hole, but the cordless drill kept going...and the battery plowed into my left eyebrow. About a 3/4" gash above my brow, and I have a week of training next week in Florida with a bunch of hoity-toity engineers as "peers". This should go over like a fart in church.

One uptight SOB: "Who's the street thug?"
Another uptight SOB: "I dunno, but he's definitely a scrapper. Look at the fighter's cut over his eye. Stay away from that guy."

The timing is fuckin' perfect. *shakes head*

KEEP TOOLS AWAY FROM YOUR FACE. The End.

JB

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