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Date Posted: 12:27:56 01/21/08 Mon
Author: Dart
Subject: Re: Greetings from the FNG
In reply to: JB 's message, "Re: Greetings from the FNG" on 12:00:14 01/21/08 Mon

We were explaining to Riley what he can expect, being a prospect so I told him a joke.....


A man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil decides to give him the scoop on what hell is like. The devil says, "Do you like beer?" The guy says, "Sure, I love beer." The devil says, "Every Monday, all we do is sit around drinking beer. Do you like popcorn and Doritos?" The guy says, "You bet!" The devil says, "Every Tuesday, we sit around watching the game on TV while munching on popcorn and Doritos. Do you like strippers?" The guy replies, "Hell yeah! I love strippers!" The Devil says, "Every Wednesday, we sit around all day getting lap dances." The guy starts thinking that this hell thing isn't so bad after all. The devil says, "Do you like giving blowjobs?" The guy says, "Oh hell no! I don't go in for that!" The devil says, "Then you're really going to hate Thursdays."

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