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Date Posted: 20:06:52 09/21/99 Tue
Author: El Toreador
Subject: World Champ has a nice ring to it!

(The scene opens in the very home of The Spanish Flame El Toreador. A huge two-story brick home in Madrid, Spain. The camera walks up to the the giant oak door and the camera man knocks. The butler opens the door and welcomes the crew. The bitler leads them to the lounge where El Toreador is watching some old TTSWF tapes of BRad Steel.)

Welcome to my humble home. I hope you filthy Americans whiped your feet befre you came in here. I don't want your filth infesting my home!

(He pauses the tape.)

What habe I told all you ignorant Americans for the past month now. The Americans are inferior to the Spanish! Hands down! That rule came into affect last night on Flames! The Spanish Flame lit Flames up to boiling point! I made examples out of 5 different American wrestlers last night to become the #1 Contender which I knew I already was. I told you all not to waste your teimpo!

(He ejects the tape from the VCR and pops in another. Brad Steel is defending his title against another jobber.)

After my great victory last night I decided to go home and celebrate. I held a grand ball this morning with all the royality and respect people of Spain there. We had a dandy time! From now until next Tuesday though is strickly business. The fun time is over. Time to train and "do my homework" because there is nothing that's going to stop me from winning that title! Brad "The Impact Player" Steel, remember this, Steel melts at high temperature? Do you think your ready to face the hottset person in TTSWF histroy? I don't think so! Oh, and by the way, I just thought that I'd mention that I'm undefeat thus far. Not one man in this fed can honsetly say that he has hed these Spanish shoulders down for a three count, or that he has heard the words "I give" coem from thses Spanish lips. I don't plan on doing either any time soon! Be prepared to bet burnt by The Spanish Flame, Steel! once your burn, you're never the same again! This interview is over, so get your filthy American equipment out of my site. You make me sick!

(The butler shows the crew out as the scene fades out.)

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