The Cavalry Has Returned -- True Test of Skill Wrestling Federation

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Date Posted: 06:15:02 10/02/99 Sat
Author: Jake Cavalry
Subject: The Cavalry Has Returned

The sun is setting against a clear blue sky. The sky is turning to red as the camera turns to catch the image TSSWF fans have come to know and love as Jake Cavalry. Jake is sporting a bandage across his forehead as he begins to speak.

I know, as I have always known that there would be pretenders to the throne. Some who would claim that they were full of the blood of heroes and would fail to even be shown to have enough heart to pump the blood of zeroes through their veins. Some who would claim that they come from a land of milk and honey where they were made to feel special, and EL TOREADOR read my lips �

When I * points towards himself * get you� * points towards the camera * inside the cage at shock night you are going to be so special that everywhere you go you are gonna be wearing a helmet. I would normally feel bad for having to douse the Spanish Flame but rest assured as you wheel your way into Walmart you will always have a good parking space reserved.

But I have wasted enough breath on the over-rated Spanish Flunky, I was watching TV the other night and some yahoo called General X comes across the screen fondling his whore.. er I mean wife and talking about how he will take on all challengers. The fake general speaks with such ease because he knows that the real general will be locked inside a cage unable to separate his belt from his waist or his head from his shoulders. The credits are getting ready to roll for you GENERAL X{aaw},� the only thing left for you to do is Ride into the Sunset because you will be demoted as soon as

The CAVALRY has arrived

* the camera turns back to the sky as Jake walks towards the city *

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