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Date Posted: 10:10:13 10/03/99 Sun
Author: "The Lumberjack" Steve Black
Subject: You and Me boy!!!
In reply to: Daniel Son 's message, "Finally this fed is back on track..." on 02:19:09 10/03/99 Sun

<b> <font color=2F4F4F> Transmission begins... </b> </font>

<i> <font color=0000FF> The camera shows brick walls and steam pipes and stuff...
You can hear stuff breaking and someone swearing (but the swear words are gleaped out). The Camera comes to a door marked Steve Black. You hear a loud bang and the door shakes. </i> </font>

<b> <font color=0000FF> Cameraguy: I don't think I wanna go in there. </b> </font>

<i> <font color=0000FF> The door whips open and a big harry hand reaches out grabs the camera guy and pulls him in. The screen goes blurry 'cause he almost dropped the camera. </i> </font>

<b> <font color=556B2F> Lumberjack: So Danny boy you wanna fight someone?? How about the biggest nastiest Mother F**ker in the fed??? </b> </font>

<i> <font color=0000FF> Now you can see "The Lumberjack" Steve Black. All 7'4" and 455lbs of him. He's a very harry dude with red hair growing outta his chest and arms. </i> </font>

<b> <font color=556B2F> Tuesday night you and me hardcore rules. Bring everything you got Danny boy. You're gonna need it. </b> </font>

<i> <font color=0000FF> He flexes and you can see his massive chest and arms... </i> </font>


<b> <font color=556B2F> So you think you are gonna kick the sh*t outta me? </b> </font>

<i> <font color=0000FF> He laughs a scary crazy person laugh. </i> </font>


<b> <font color=556B2F> I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your neck. The only thing gonna be left of you is a bloody spot on the canvas. </b> </font>

<i> <font color=0000FF> The cameraguy starts edging toward the door. </i> </font>

<b> <font color=556B2F> I’m gonna cut you down!!!! </b> </font>

<i> <font color=0000FF> Steve picks up a chair and throws it against the far wall. The cameraguy just runs. </i> </font>

<b> <font color=2F4F4F> Fade to static... </b> </font>

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