Only I can talk the talk and walk the walk! -- True Test of Skill Wrestling Federation

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Date Posted: 15:38:13 09/20/99 Mon
Author: El Toreador
Subject: Only I can talk the talk and walk the walk!

(A red Rolls Royce with a huge red rose airbrushed across the hood pulls up in the parking lot of a recent TTSWF houseshow. The man, the myth, the ledgend El Toreador opens the door and steps out dressed in an expensive Armoni suit. He turns to the camera and begins to speak.)

I thought I'd beat this jobber in my casual wear. No sense in getting geared up if the match is only going to last 3 minutes.

(He goes around the car to the trunk and opens it. Inside is the Spanish flag he often uses on unsuspecting opponents, his wrestling gear, the can of sray paint he used on Lady Liberty, the "America Sucks" sign that he protested with in front of the white house, a gas can, and a zippo lighter. Just before Toreador closes it, the camera spots an American flag underneath the Spanish one.)

Cameraman: Why was there an American flag in your trunk?

Toreador: Oh thats somthing I'm saving for another time. By the way, don't ever stick your nose in my business agaain or it just may get ripped off.

(He closes the trunk and stops just in front of the classic red car.)

I'm a veteran of this sport. I've seen people come and go. People become champios and people who become losers. And Poison, my amigo, fall into the losers category. I've seen punks like you in this sport and they don't last long. I give you two months at the most before you finally give it up. This Friday I whip you faster than I'm going to beat this jobber tonight. YOu'll jsut become another American example of Spanish excellence. As for bringing me into your feud with this Azalat.. whatever his name is, you can forget about it. It's not going to happen. You Santanica can do one of two things: A. Keep you nose in your own affairs or B. Step into the ring with the greatest the TTSWF has to offer, me!

(He starts to walk away then stops and looks at the camera again.)

Oh, Jake, don't think for one second that I've forgotten about you or this contenders battle royal. YOu two will come at a later date. For now I'm focusing on the presnet. Take this break and cheris it, Cavalry, for it won't last long. Soon in the cold steel of a cell you will feel the burn just like all the jobbers in the battle royal. This interview is over!

(The scene faeds out as Toreador enters the building.)

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