Subject: Witty, my friend! But I have to defend my "peeps." Miss OK USA 2009 Lauren Lunday is in Dental School. She must have gotten in on her own because I don't think Affirmative Action covers "birdbrains." That is, unless there is a new little box to check that HR needs to know about. We'll take the PRETTY, though. Love you anyway!
[> [> [> [> Subject: I'm sure Meemaw is primarily thinking of Lindsay Hill, Laci Scott, and Lindsay Jo Harrington, all three of whom were arguably the most beautiful girls competing during their years. I'm not sure how Laci missed the Top 5, but obviously the two Lindsays were in contention to win it all until they opened their mouths during interview.
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Sadly, I don't think that Lindsay Jo Harrington's hair decision for Evening Wear helped her cause much either. It looked a mess!