Subject: In addition to the above, pageant reviews by Old School Fan, Meemaw, Fra & SFG because even if I don't remember the pageant or didn't see it, I can picture it in my head... plus, they're darn funny. Merlin's crutches from after her "Sweden Out" incident. A "cock"tail... or Jennifer Ad"cock"... or a SC Game"cock"... you get the idea (and a Playgirl to go along with it).