[> Subject: JOYCE JONES IS COMPETING AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? MY day/weekend/life just got better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If this girl doesn't win, I am never watching a pageant again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL ME, JOYCE!!!!!!!!!
[> Subject: I've been squealing about this girl in chat for weeks!!! When I found out she was competing again I took my top off and gave gaj a lap dance. JOYCE JONES (AND HER MOM) FOR MISS NEVADA USA!!!
[> [> Subject: Her subtle sexuality and her elegance are unmatched. If she doesn't win Nevada, I want her to compete at Miss USA as Miss Area 51. She had better be on that stage. I am obsessed. Please tell me all about her mother.
[> [> [> Subject: Well, apparently after Joyce failed to make the first cut last year, she went out and joined her mama in the audience, where she whined and complained for the rest of the show. They sat right behind the judges, and her mom proceeded to loudly inform them and everyone else that it was only a matter of time before her pretty precious would be posing naked for Playboy. That's telling 'em, Mom.
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: That's dead on. The year before, during swimsuit fittings, Joyce's mom was giving all the guys her comp cards and offering her to model for their next catalogue (for free) and to "remember her name; she's gonna be famous!" Don't even get me started on the movie we were all extras on!!
[> [> [> Subject: It's okay, I'm obsessed with Chelsea Thompson, the next Miss Universe. But I will also be drooling over this girl if she wins Nevada. Why don't you keep Nevada, and we'll arrange a kinky threesome with Miss Nebraska.
[> Subject: I'm just proud to live in a country that still pumps out girls named Joyce Jones and Mary Margaret Bishop. You know, not like those non-American names those other people keep naming their daughters, like Tiphunni. God Bless the U-S-
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New York Guy. (Margaret Gallagher, on the other hand...)
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[> [> Subject: I'm proud to live in a country where you have the freedom to name your children anything you want and don't have to subscribe to some notion of what constitutes an America name. Go Joyce! Go Tiffanee! Go Abdulla!
[> [> [> [> Subject: It didn't read like a joke and I'm usually pretty good at picking up humor. But this whole post confused me. She looked like a whore to me and everyone seemed to be going gaga over her.
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: I thought it very obviously read like a joke. I also noticed you took a swipe at Marylander for joking about Leona Gage, and you left the chat room in a huff over a misunderstood joke as well!
[> Subject: I think her winning Nevada is not as far fetched as it may seem. Nevada always likes their girls sexy and preferably with big boobs. Katie Rees, Helen Salas, Veronica G. and this year's winner all scream "SEXY". Having said that, I agree she has to tone it down a bit for the pageant, she can sex it up when Trump will be around!
[> Subject: I agree as well, if she tones it down a bit she will one to look out for. To bad Nevada doesn't post pictures of all their contestants on the website.
[> Subject: I don't know what is more Miss USA ready?? The cheap lip fillers from across the boarder??The 2 tone hair?? Or the wonky eyebrow waxing...probably from "Hunni's NJ Nails" around the corner from me.
[> Subject: Not to go against the grain here.. but I looked up some of her other professional photos and lets just say she looks to be a not in swimsuit shape.. and she doesn't look this good in the ones that are natural.. so I dunno guys but I hope you aren't disappointed when she shows up. Has anyone seen her recently? As in - last week?
[> [> [> Subject: Same here... Webby, we'd both be committing treason if we weren't wearing our Elyse Cheer Squad uniforms today. I'll be getting text updates from Gaj and the Dads, so I'll try to keep PC updated as well.
