Subject: Her subtle sexuality and her elegance are unmatched. If she doesn't win Nevada, I want her to compete at Miss USA as Miss Area 51. She had better be on that stage. I am obsessed. Please tell me all about her mother.
[> [> [> Subject: Well, apparently after Joyce failed to make the first cut last year, she went out and joined her mama in the audience, where she whined and complained for the rest of the show. They sat right behind the judges, and her mom proceeded to loudly inform them and everyone else that it was only a matter of time before her pretty precious would be posing naked for Playboy. That's telling 'em, Mom.
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: That's dead on. The year before, during swimsuit fittings, Joyce's mom was giving all the guys her comp cards and offering her to model for their next catalogue (for free) and to "remember her name; she's gonna be famous!" Don't even get me started on the movie we were all extras on!!
[> [> [> Subject: It's okay, I'm obsessed with Chelsea Thompson, the next Miss Universe. But I will also be drooling over this girl if she wins Nevada. Why don't you keep Nevada, and we'll arrange a kinky threesome with Miss Nebraska.
