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Date Posted: Tue August 05, 2008 15:16:43
Author: Mobius
Subject: Vampires are all around us
In reply to: Comicality 's message, "Vampire spotting?" on Sat July 19, 2008 03:16:50

All geeks are vampires. Didn't you know? They're pale white, hide from sunlight, do most of their work at night, shriek at the sight of dawn.

I'm a geek, and started to wonder if I was a vampire. But it turned out it was just a hidden sinus infection pressing on my gums that made them bleed occasionally near the canines. It was just coincidence that I happened to be looking at a particularly juicy carotid artery each time it happened.

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